The Russian head of the Ministry of Oil has “fallen out of a window” (oops!) as have many people who found themselves in disfavor with none other than that little bald lawn gnome Putin.
Oh yeah.
He left a suicide note.
Right.
Talk about blowing my mind…
France is placing a ban on smoking in public areas. When I was a lad, I spent some time in France and everybody in France smoked, or at least that’s how it seemed to me. And I thought the British were big smokers, but the French made them look like pikers.
In college football, money talks. People are wondering why five star tackle Felix Ojo chose to play his college football at Texas Tech.
I can give you five million reasons why…
And if you are going to call Joey Chestnut an athlete because he ate 70 ½ hotdogs, fine.
I’ll just call him an attention-seeking gluttonous douchebag.
So you Americans complaining about Mexicans, what’s good for the goose…
The latest outflux of Americans fleeing our oppressive government and heading to Mexico are finding that Mexicans are not exactly ecstatic about having a bunch of greedy Americans driving their housing prices up and moving their greedy asses in.
Forget all the diets: Atkins, Mediterranean, Paleolithic (that’s right—eat like a caveman) or ketogenic—–just stop putting so much food into your piehole.
Boom!
I did it again.
Sooner or later….With all the crazies running around the world today, all it takes is one. Sooner or later, his personal agenda will piss off or hurt the wrong person…
The body count for the latest Russian bomb in Ukraine was exactly…one.
Something tells me they are going to need more bombs.
Love is absolute.
Once you are IN love, you can never “fall out of love.”
If you do, you were never in love in the first place.
Our perverted justice system has finally put a murderer to death after 38 years on Death Row.
He beat his 34 year-old wife to death for playing the radio too loud.
If this were Maddogg’s justice system, the dumbass would be put to death with the same urgency as he killed his wife—with a stereo playing as loud as it can go.
A Canadian is being subjected to the administration’s immigrant policy. She never thought it would happen to her.
After all, she voted for him.
Like he gives a shit.
Just another betrayed fool.
And I just don’t get the English system of justice either. An unnamed murderer of a thirteen -year old was given a life sentence—and told he would have to serve an 8 ½ year prison term.
What? The life expectancy in England is 10 years?
Give me a fucking break.
Gun groups are now striking while the barrel’s hot and pushing to end all legislation restricting guns.
Why not?
Make the transition to third-world status complete.
How ironic would a gun assassination be?
In this country, nothing is surprising anymore.
Stay well.
