Table Scraps

Iran just made another nuclear threat.

Ho-hum.

The new Ayatollah of Rock-n-rolla Khamenei says “something big” will happen in retaliation for another U.S. or Israeli strike against his country.

I remember the days when we would instantly laugh and discount such threats as empty, but not after 9/11.

That bald little lawn gnome Putin threw out a nuclear threat of his own to complete the daily tally.

Miley Cyrus says the “lack of infrastructure” has left her with no desire to tour.

More like “lack of talent” if you ask me.

Remember back to when a Republican president had a major skeleton in his closet in the form of tape recordings and an illegal break-in to the Watergate Hotel?

It eventually cost him his job.

They say history does, after all, repeat itself.

Watching the new sports media darling Indiana Fever player Caitlin Clark, I saw firsthand her “special” status and am starting to understand a little bit better.

On the surface, all you see or hear about is the jealousy and envy directing the actions of the other WNBA players towards Clark. There are even hints of collusion as referees seem to overlook hard foul after hard foul committed on the undisputed star attraction of the WNBA. And in the win over Connecticut, she showed a little bit of the spoiled brat that she has thus far kept hidden.

Have you ever seen an NBA star player EVER call a referee out and attempt to humiliate them for a call they disagreed with?

Certainly not.

Not if they wanted to remain in the game.

Clark knows all-too-well that she is the shit and all you have to do is compare her endorsement deals with the other players in the league.

Millions to thousands.

Recent Club World Cup runners-up European giants Paris Saint Germain don’t want a repeat, so they have made a 250 million-dollar offer to acquire the striker who defeated them, one Cole Palmer from Chelsea.

He’s certainly a good player, but a quarter-billion?

He could use some of that money for a new haircut that’s for sure.

All the airline attention has been dominated by Boeing in recent months due to the inordinate amount of malfunctions and crashes in the worldwide news, but this time it is Delta in the news.

Not for malfunctioning aircraft, but for malfunctioning company executives who are nothing but thieving scumsuckers who stole funds from a Covid-19 relief fund so they could get paid.

Their sentence is going to be they have to fly in a Boeing on their next trip.

The little African country of Eswatini, formerly known as Swaziland, must have a king who’s just as crazy as our fearless leader because he is readily accepting the worst of the worst deportees we have and putting them in his prisons.

The fact that the king and country are accused of human rights violations such as “credible reports of: arbitrary or unlawful killings, including extrajudicial killings; torture and cruel, inhuman, or degrading treatment or punishment by the government” doesn’t seem to matter.

What does, anymore?

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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