John Cena had a good run.
But like all good things…
Now that he is hand-stitching his hair to his scalp, it’s time to call it a day, Champ.
He says his body is screaming at him to retire.
I hope he listens to it.
Every so often Florida screws up and does something right…
They are filing felony charges against two idiots that did not control their animals, resulting in the mauling death of an eight year-old boy.
It’s just too bad that they still euthanize the animals and not the owners.
Kari Lake, the little accused “misuser of funds” in Arizona, is once again “out” with Republicans and hard-line MAGAs alike.
Stink, I mean Pink, was proud to show off her “thunder thighs.”
Keep it on, old gal.
Cellulite is not your best color.
As the NFL season approaches, the Cleveland Browns are turning their quarterback “competition” into a reality show.
Really.
Look for a webseries called Man Under Center which is an inside glimpse of the race to see who the Brownies choose to lead them into this season.
How about, instead of all the media glitz and sideshow bullshit, you just play harder, tackle better, and win a few football games?
Then you will have a show worth watching.
On real TV.
That dumbass Secretary of State Marco Rubio says “both sides will have to make concessions” in the war between the Russians and Ukrainians.
Why?
Don’t concede shit to Russia.
They started the whole mess.
And if you needed a reason to smile today, know that there is one less home invader in the great state of South Carolina that broke into a house and was promptly shot in the head for his actions.
No trial.
No plea bargains.
No parole.
No early release.
After watching my Manchester United Red Devils lose to Arsenal in this years’ season opener for both teams, I get a feeling of doom and more of the same mediocrity as last season’s team produced.
This team they played with isn’t the answer.
Not by a long shot.
You only have Bruno Fernandes to do the entire midfield, and he is needed more as a playmaker up front.
You have hundreds of millions of wasted Euros you spent on overpriced and underperforming players and they are either sitting on your bench or being sold at such a reduced rate that it only highlights more the stupidity and wasted dollars spent in desperation.
Sir Jim isn’t changing anything.
A new training facility is not the answer.
Neither is a new stadium.
A good team is the answer to all of your problems.
Also, Ruben Amorim is not the answer.
Quite clearly, his tactics are not being absorbed easily by his players.
But no one else wanted the once-most-coveted-managerial-job-in-all-of-football, so he was the only one who would take the job.
Like I said, not the answer.
I can’t wait for college football season to begin.
Let’s go Irish!
Stay well.
