The Long and Short of it

Now President Gustavo Petro of Colombia is jumping all froggy on our president.

Like Colombia is the model for anything.

Puh-leeze.

The corruption and fraud existed on several layers in Minnesota, not just a couple of barefoot Somali kids playing around on a computer. So, when I hear Democrat Governor Tim Walz deny knowing anything about anything concerning the multi-billion-dollar fraud being carried out right under his pockmarked nose, I laugh at the absurdity.

If he truly did not know anything, that makes him either the biggest liar of all-time or the stupidest politician of all-time.

He can choose one.

I was reminding Karen that the powers of the world fear us most when we have an unstable person in the presidency.

And they have no clue whatsoever what our Chief Executive will do next.

I don’t think he does, either.

Just like nobody knew what Nancy Reagan was gonna do next from the White House as her husband publicly deteriorated.

Just like nobody knew what that liar Tricky Dick Nixon would do next.

Apparently, nothing is off the table.

Can you believe that some countries’ citizens have to post bonds as much as up to 15k to get visas to enter our country?

I can’t, either.

The U.S military and Coast Guard joined forces to seize a rogue oil tanker that was flying the Russian flag.

This shit’s gettin’ real.

So, the president says he is “committed to NATO”, all the while holding meetings discussing the “purchase” of Greenland.

And remind me, one more time, what they call it when you “buy” something they don’t want to sell?

Oh yeah.

Annexation.

Stealing.

War.

Aka The American Way.

Guess what?

Mighty Denmark has issued a big fat “fuck you” to the president, saying they will “shoot first, ask questions later” if he tries anything in Greenland.

You gotta love the attitude.

But my money would be on the United States in a war.

It used to be: “Don’t go outside if you are a citizen or you might be hassled by the cops.”

Next it was: “Don’t go outside if you are a criminal or you will be arrested.”

Next it was: “Don’t go outside if you are NOT a naturalized U.S. citizen.”

Next it was (is) “Don’t go outside if anyone in your family tree is NOT a naturalized U.S. citizen.”

Fuck it.

Just don’t go outside.

I was sorry to read about my old employer Cracker Barrel and their recent struggles.

I think it just became a matter of changing societal shifts in what people are eating.

When I worked at CB as a General Manager, my daily morning diet was Chicken Fried Steak, hashbrowns and eggs for breakfast. Don’t forget the pancakes with an extra bottle (or two) of maple syrup.

Not healthy, but dee-lish!

It is also the reason I gained about thirty pounds when I was employed there.

If I would get a cut, surely country gravy, not blood, would have leaked out of my body.

Life is indeed too short.

Eat healthy.

I wrote this song when I was in-training in Lebanon, TN to be a Cracker Barrel General Manager. It’s titled “High Time I Left (a Lowlife like you):

High Time I Left

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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