Never Surrender

Unless you have to.

New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is endorsing Kathy Hochul’s bid for reelection as Governor.

And he’s getting a load of shit for it.

Why?

Why is he endorsing her or why is he catching hell for it?

He’s endorsing her because she has shown a willingness to work together with anyone, including members of the opposing party, to further help THE PEOPLE in his and her city and state.

He’s catching shit because the people who are throwing it are myopic dumbasses.

The same myopic dumbasses that give Massachusetts senator Elizabeth Warren shit because she is of similar mind and action.

Can’t see the forest for the trees?

Those dumbasses can’t even find the ground the forest is planted on…

Maybe, just maybe, our education system can be helped by putting an end to all these superintendents and administrators who keep operating unilaterally and helping themselves to millions from their budgeted allotment of funds with no repercussions?

Just a thought…

Don’t you think it’s time the press dropped the “ICE Barbie” cutesy nickname for Kristi Noem?

I mean she looks like she’s been, for lack of a better phrase, “rode hard and put away wet.”

She looks more like a Troll doll on the end of an eraser than she does Margot Robbie.

Being a despot’s lackey will (obviously) accelerate the aging process.

Some dumbass U.S. Marshal was filmed kicking an old pet dog in Tennessee (of course!).

I think how fortunate this douchebag was that he was in Tennessee and not my little house in southern Ohio.

You see, I’m old. The idea of a life sentence doesn’t exactly terrify me.

My dogs are old.

They wouldn’t hurt a soul; they’re ‘fraidy cats of everything.

I don’t care if you are wearing a combat vest with U.S. Marshal stamped across it, go ahead and kick one of them.

You won’t ever have worry again about which present you need to buy each one of your kids at Christmas, you’ll never forget one of your anniversaries, and you won’t even have to worry about money or bills.

Ever again.

Because an old man in southern Ohio put you in the ground by emptying his .38 into your now-totally empty head.

Whenever they uncover a scam where a woman takes advantage of men through “romance fraud,” the media outlets need to show the pictures of the woman at her “hottest” to make the story a bit more realistic don’t ya think?

I mean this latest story, as reported by the venerable old BBC, shows a woman and before I even read the headline, the photo scared me.

Yikes, I thought.

Take off that mask.

Halloween’s over.

All of that.

I mean, there isn’t enough foundation, makeup, eyeliner, mascara or lipstick in the world to make me believe they could fall for this “before” picture of a woman.

But they did.

In Wiltshire, England.

With the unreleased “after” picture of the woman, no doubt.

To the tune of hundreds of thousands of pounds.

Hey, what’s your excuse, England?

You don’t have a New Normal (cue to latest picture released from the Epstein files showing a royal in an uncompromising situation).

Do you?

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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