Monkey Business

I like Charles Barkley.

At 6’ 6” I used to marvel at how much space he could clear out in the paint as he swiped yet another rebound off the glass.

Over taller and (much) taller players.

He’s also a little bit of a clown, but I’m good with that; the world needs colorful people in it.

He is also right in his advice to the WNBA players to realize their negotiating position before they sit down for their collective bargaining meetings and know that their strategy of strong-arming owners and executives for more money will bear no fruit.

To paraphrase, he reminded the league that “the people with all the money make the rules.”

Never truer in this country than right now as a matter of fact.

But I wish them well.

I hope the league flourishes.

Another one of the president’s Sycophant Killer Blonde Bimbos From Outer Space, respectfully referred to as “ICE Barbie Goon” Tricia McLaughlin is looking for work again.

It looks like she has kissed ass alright, just not enough to get rehired.

If we already won the war like we have been told, why is our president urging other nations to go and fight his personal beef with Iran in the Strait of Hormuz?

Sounds like monkey business to me.

A miscreant from the great state of Alabama takes a little 1 ½ year-old kid for a fun ride on his motorcycle, gets in an accident, and leaves the dead child and drove home.

Some people are upset about this.

Many are asking why he did such a heinous thing?

Well of course he left the scene and drove home.

He was drunk and didn’t want to get in any trouble.

Besides, he doesn’t see that he did anything wrong.

I mean, the child is over the age of one which makes him eligible to drink, vote, and own a gun in Alabama, so where’s the harm?

Karoline Levitt, the White House Press Secretary, said something but I don’t listen to that dumbass anymore.

Maybe, just maybe I was wrong…

I said the last people I would want serving in our military would be politicians and sons of politicians.

But they are the only ones that can afford the 250k fine and they are the only ones who can waste five years of their lives in the slammer.

The rest of the world has things to do.

Remember that crazy story about a “Chinese weather balloon” floating across the United States?

Well, get ready because you “aint seen nuthin’ yet.”

The next time you look skyward and see a cluster of huge floating balloons, relax.

It’s Ivanka Trump’s lips.

Yet another half-baked disillusioned activist group which is composed of loser thieves, went on a Robin Hood shoplifting spree and gave their loot to local food banks.

Your hearts are in the right place without a doubt, but your heads are up your asses if you think you are doing anything of any merit at all.

The only “point” you are making is that you are a dumbass.

Join the club…

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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