He huffs and he puffs…
And he threatens annihilation of their entire civilization.
He gives them twenty-four hours to make their fateful decision…
Then he gives them forty-eight hours to open the Strait of Hormuz or else…
One week.
No more.
That’s it.
Now, he declares a two-week cease-fire that sees the United States as the only ones not continuing to fire anything.
Everyone else is laughing at us.
And firing away…
Especially the planet’s favorite favorite little bald lawn gnome Vladimir Putin and his KGB cronies who have assigned the moniker “Putin’s clown” to the Leader of the Free World (behind his back, of course).
The United States is in political turmoil and social unrest.
We have an unstable, unpopular tyrant making poor decisions.
And we have an unworkable government model bereft of leaders courageous and righteous enough to stand up in the face of tyranny.
We have more enemies than allies.
Like I said, Mother Russia has us right where they want us without firing a single shot themselves (with China and North Korea looking on salaciously, licking their chops).
Ripe for conquest.
We’d better watch our six.
Again.
Don’t forget little Cuba, either.
They’d like a piece of us, too
Reuters reports that the United States military is ready to resume fighting if diplomacy fails.
IF diplomacy fails?
All diplomacy (or the lack of it) has done is fail, so I guess that’s a good thing?
Stay tuned.
Pam Bondi was dismissed from her appointment as Attorney General just as swiftly as she was hired, and what do you know?
Now, she doesn’t have to testify in the infamous Epstein files case which, much to the president’s chagrin, is still hanging over his head.
What a lucky coincidence for him…
She can see that nobody is helping her in her quest for freedom, so …
Ghislaine Maxwell lurks in the shadows waiting for just the right time to release her “list” of Epstein’s fellow perverts on his island to an eager press corps.
The same eager press corps that keeps busting balls about the president’s so-called “bald spot.”
That’s no bald spot you idiots.
It’s his scalp.
So he has a case of Cryptkeeper’s skull going along with his other artifacts of the aging process.
You’ll get your turn…
Iran, fresh off flipping the bird to you-know-who got all froggy and said they would charge one million dollars per each ship that they “allow” to pass through the Strait of Hormuz.
Finally.
Someone who speaks Trump’s language…
Don’t you just love it when the dumbass democrats get all up in arms about Karoline Leavit, the current White House Press Secretary and her propensity to “misrepresent the truth.”
Of course she is lying through her teeth, numbnuts.
It’s her job.
If she actually told the truth, you think things are fucked up right now?
Name me ONE White House Press Secretary that isn’t guilty of the same.
I’m waiting….
Still waiting….
That’s what I thought.
Stay well.