Stand Back!

China and Pakistan have seen enough…

They want some.

They are ready to bow up against the big bad United States of America, too.

All Iran did when threatened with the total annihilation of their civilization was announce to their people, “We have closed the Strait of Hormuz.”

You can only imagine how much this delighted our Commander-in-Chief.

Talking about playing out of their league…

The spots pundits (guessers) are busting balls on the diva-like attitude of presumptive number one NFL draft pick quarterback Fernando Mendoza from the National Champion Indiana Hoosiers football team.

Leave him alone.

He’s earned his diva behavior.

At the college level.

But the second, no make that the millisecond that the ink is dry on his contract, he is an unproven piece-of-shit-rookie.

He’ll go where THEY want him to go.

Be there when THEY want him to be there.

And he’ll say what THEY want him to say.

And make millions of dollars playing a game.

We don’t need Inspector Clouseau for this case…

A man and his wife go out on a boat.

The man returns alone.

They have a well-documented history of violent physical arguments (including death threats).

And stop reporting that the president is sending “cryptic” messages.

Everything that comes out of his mouth is cryptic. Hell, he doesn’t know what he is going to do or say from one minute to the next. He has no idea what will vomit forth from that shady little mind of his.

JD Vance, Vice-President and recent super-sleuth, uncovered a six-billion dollar fraud scheme, so the president is sending him to the first U.S.-Iran talks. (Cue the “Send in the Clowns” music). If that doesn’t teach the Iranians, nothing will.

20% and counting…

That is the percentage of full-time jobs that Artificial Intelligence has replaced….so far.

I saw The Terminator.

As I recall, it didn’t end well for the human race.

And to think these employees didn’t even get the joy of seeing the nervous young faces of their eager replacements, introduced at the  weekly team meetings only as “the newst members of our team.”

USA Today asks, “Did Donald Trump Threaten the Pope?”

And why not?

The man (and I use that term very loosely) has managed to threaten everyone else on the planet.

I hear-tell their conversation went something like:

“Now listen up, you bald bastard, knock off the bullshit.”

“Who are you calling bald, your Holiness?”

These are my own hairs.”

Something like that. (I think).

Kamala Harris is “thinking about running” for president in 2028.

Please don’t.

Wow, what a performance by Rory McIlroy at the Master’s in the first two rounds where he has just set the all-time biggest 36-hole lead in history.

We never thought Tiger’s Master’s records would ever fall, but next in sight has got to be the once unimaginable twelve-stroke final margin of victory Tiger posted in the 1997 Master’s….twelve strokes as he posted a 270 total.

I guess if you live long enough…..

Stay tuned and

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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