Wouldn’t You Know It?

It seems that our paunchy political dilettante is wanting to put a cork in Melania’s mug as she keeps unraveling more to her husband’s Epstein relationship in the press.

You don’t say!

House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries is amping it up with his pleas for the Democratic party to not only win the midterm elections against Republicans, but he wants to take it a step further.

Picture Ivan Drago looking into Rocky Balboa’s eyes.

“I must break you.”

Like that.

That’s the reconciliatory spirit. Just keep the lines of communication closed so that nothing will get accomplished and this shit-stew of a country can go on fooling itself into believing it is the paragon of might and wealth it is not.

So we got that going for us.

I just don’t see the same fervor in his supporters that was extreme enough to see him get elected now that they see what a fuck-up liar and thief he and his gypsy family of crooks are.

Turn the page.

Sayonara Speaker of the House Mike Johnson.

His geeky little pencil-neck is next on the chopping block as he too, has fallen out of favor with the president.

Good riddance.

Who is FIFA kidding?

Thirty grand for tickets to a World Cup match?

No thanks; I’ll catch it on the telly, thank you very much.

His 1.8 billion-dollar slush fund for “victims” of the failed Jan. 6th rebellion is not going over well and color a couple more Republican senators among those condemning the move.

Trump doesn’t give a shit.

So what is next?

What, even more so than his joke of a Rose Garden, his Ballroom Blunder, and his outright lies and plunder of the American economy?

What else can he possibly do to piss even MORE people off?

You already know the answer.

When he pardons that sick bitch Ghislaine Maxwell.

Wait for it.

You know it’s coming.

With all the lawsuits he has filed, I am surprised Hair Club for Men hasn’t suffered his wrath.

Look at him.

Talk about a crime…

The word is mutilation you dumbass. It’s not like Trump will ever be confused with someone intelligent; try psychopathic maybe.

J.D. Vance is crumbling hopelessly as a stand-in for liar Karoline Leavitt. Oh, he’s got the lying part down alright, but if he can’t handle the pressure and duties of an employee, I am not all warm and fuzzy with the thought of the idiot actually being able to perform the duties of VP much less the presidency.

How full of himself is John Travolta showing up at the Cannes Film Festival looking like a reject from a 60’s Peter Sellers movie?

Little girls do that.

It’s called “dressing up.”

Douchebag.

To say the American political landscape has changed somewhat is most certainly not tomfoolery.

Look no further than that idiot wannabe Representative Maureen Galindo down in the great state of Texas.

Have you heard any of her bullshit?

All that hate is gonna eat her up.

Life is too short to hate.

The best thing that people with so much hate inside can do for the rest of us is to take those feelings with you.

Let them die with you.

I’ll leave you on that happy note.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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