Evidently FIFA is struggling with poor ticket sales in the United States for the upcoming World Cup to be held in North America.
No need to wonder why…
We all KNOW what the rest of the world is finding out in this new Age of Tyrants.
We are no longer the panacea and example for the world that we have always purported ourselves to be.
Nobody’s buying it anymore.
Not even Americans, who know better.
You are on the moon. You have walked on the surface, conducted your experiments, and now you have a big bag of human waste and trash from your journey there.
What to do?
Bring your waste back home to Earth for the 240,000-mile trip home?
Of course not.
We’re Americans.
Throw it out the window, just like you would in backwoods Alabama, for example.
So without even inhabiting the moon, we’ve already started fucking it up.
In the name of science.
Horseshit.
Meanwhile, people are still hungry, homeless, and giving up on planet Earth.
Priorities.
That idiot Secretary of State Marco Rubio is another piece of work.
I bet he got his ass kicked a lot growing up.
Hell, I think I could kick his ass now, and I have one leg and am confined to a wheelchair.
Pussy.
Every time he opens his yap he talks like he (and the other Republicans) invented the thirst-for-power political dynamic.
With or Without You is not only a badass rock anthem by U2, it pretty much sums up the House of Representatives and their decision to vote against the “War” in Iran.
Another chink in the armor…
Hey Netflix.
You idiots have a grand total of twelve movies available to watch and all you do is shuffle them around and put them under different categories.
What, do you think we didn’t notice?
The same movie you might want to watch is available under “New to Netflix” and it also pops up under “Thrillers,” “Boredom Busters,” “Dramas,” and “Watch Again” even if it is your first time ever logging into the site!
Dumbasses.
And knock it off with charging us for old movies, and when I call them old, they are old, because I’m old.
Three.
That’s how many “performers” are left that ate what little remaining self-respect they have left and decided to perform at yet another failed venture of the president, the MAGA Freedom 250 Festival.
Let’s hope they don’t outnumber the audience…
As our musical heroes age, there comes a time for everyone to cry “uncle” and call it a day. You can add Cherilyn Sarkisian to that list.
Yep.
Cher is finally done touring.
Her cheekbones, however, will remain on tour for the next several months…
Barring some sort of miracle, Trumps’s idol, none other than butt-buddy Vladimir Putin, is watching his “two-week skirmish” with the Ukraine crumbling all around him and it might be time to head for the bunker.
Just like his idol did.
It’s not over by a long shot, and they won’t be the only words I’ve ever had to eat but after watching the New York Knicks beat the San Antonio Spurs last night, I don’t see the Knicks losing four out of the next five games.
Maybe next year, Wemby.
This one is over.
Stay well.
