In a rather swashbuckling mood on this bright sunny southern Ohio day, let’s take a look at what’s happening on this planet…
That horse’s ass Secretary of Defense Pedro Hegseth, keeping with this administration’s policy of hatred for women and non-whites, has reshuffled the deck to better reflect his worldview. He has denied promotions to U.S. military women and non-whites to do his own little part in perpetuating the dumbass racist and sexist American politician stereotype.
Rotten from the top down…
That talking skull with hair Bernie Sanders is talking shit again, calling for the government to receive partial ownership of all A.I. companies.
I saw that movie.
I, Robot.
I don’t doubt anything anymore, so sure, why not?
The president is saying he has “lost interest” in the Iran Fiasco that has seen him become the laughingstock of the entire world.
Translation: Iran’s closure of the Strait of Hormuz will change when Iran says so, not when the bloated and confused Chief Executive wants.
Mette Fredericksen just got reelected to her third term as Prime Minister of Denmark. As long as she remains there, forget about “taking over” Greenland, a territory of Denmark.
Not gonna happen.
Now it’s at rock bottom.
Just when you thought the embarrassment could be no greater, two of the biggest fraudsters of all-time have refused to perform at fellow fraudster Donald Trump’s Freedom 250 Festival.
Milli Vanilla.
This, the unkindest cut of all.
Rosie O’Donnell says she got a facelift.
Really?
It didn’t help.
The hatred she has inside still finds its way out.
Nice try, dumbass.
Now that his own party betrayed him and attention has been diverted from his miserable failure of an attempt to create an illegal slush fund to reward fellow insurrectionists, let’s see what else he can fuck up…
The White House is reporting that vandals have sabotaged the water supply at the upcoming Trump Freedom 250 festival.
That’s right,
Blame someone else so when no one shows, you can say it wasn’t because supporting a bloviating gasbag isn’t considered “in” these days.
Wait for it…
As soon as it becomes crystal clear that Ukraine will inevitably win their war with that little bald lawn gnome Putin’s Russian army, look for Mr. Frontrunner to switch his stance and back Ukraine.
And take credit.
“Democratic” Senator John “Lurch” Fetterman said something again, but since he is a dumbass of the lowest order, I forgot what he said, not that it would matter.
There’s a new entrant into the World’s Biggest Liar contest.
Edging out the president by a pockmarked nose, here is the doctor responsible for reporting on the pudgy Chief Executive’s failing health.
That spineless douchebag crook Gavin Newsom has robbed his constituents blind and fucked up everything he’s tried as governor, so California just might get its first Republican governor since the Terminator.
The story teaser was How Melania Looks Without Makeup, but I didn’t take the bait.
She already scares me when I look at her.
She looks like a hardened, squinty-eyed, rode-hard-and-put-away-wet survivor who would rather be anywhere else on the planet except holding the diseased hand of the World’s Fattest Punchline.
And that’s WITH makeup!
But that’s just my take.
Stay well.
