Is Anybody Out There?

A CIA (Caught in the Act) officer was found to have forty million-dollars in gold bars in his house and you know damn good and well nothing will become of it. This is America. He’ll probably get a promotion (along with a few donation requests from politicians). His plea deal will ensure he faces noContinue reading “Is Anybody Out There?”

You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

The president doesn’t understand why the Iranian people are not joining him in the “war,” and it is because absolutely NOBODY believes in this bullshit orchestrated by Netanyahu’s Stooge. Not the American people. Not the Iranian people. Neither the warmonger RIGHT nor the pussy LEFT believe in it. Let’s just leave it at “the presidentContinue reading “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up”

Priorities

That dumbass “genius” inventor Elon “Musky Muskrat” Musk is planning to build a 100-billion-dollar Starship rocket complex on Pecan Island in southern Louisiana. The sick part is that 100 billion-dollars would barely move the needle on our quad trillion-dollar national debt. It’s his money; he can do what he wants with it. Of course, allContinue reading “Priorities”

I Promise

Two words I don’t say very often at all, but if and when I do, it’s a done deal. I don’t break promises because I rarely give them. I don’t know exactly how, when, or why it became so important a concept to me that I personally consider very few things more egregious than breakingContinue reading “I Promise”

The Long Way Home

Cue ball side pocket. Easy does it there, skinhead. So you’re going bald. It’s not like it just started yesterday. Deal with it. Yet another thing I don’t understand amongst the myriad of things… Like father-in-law, like daughter-in-law? Bettina Trump, the newest addition to the Trump Dynasty, wears the perpetual mean scowl of someone thatContinue reading “The Long Way Home”

Never a Doubt

The temperature of the country was rising for the longest time and now is headed in the other direction, as a result of man’s (and woman’s) shortcomings and our inability to ‘play nice.’ From having a deranged MAGA following led by none other than Georgia’s own peach Marjorie Taylor Greene, er I mean Glenn (MTG),Continue reading “Never a Doubt”

What Did You Expect?

Evidently FIFA is struggling with poor ticket sales in the United States for the upcoming World Cup to be held in North America. No need to wonder why… We all KNOW what the rest of the world is finding out in this new Age of Tyrants. We are no longer the panacea and example forContinue reading “What Did You Expect?”

Look Around

The dominoes keep falling in DJT’s quest to completely disarm and destroy the armed forces of the United States of America. It’s all there. In The Tyrant’s Playbook. Look it up. Eliminate any possible threats to power. One way is to appoint entitled dumbass art-collecting billionaires to high-ranking government posts. Guys like Howard Lutnick whoContinue reading “Look Around”

Give Me an F

The dominoes keep falling in DJT’s quest to completely disarm and destroy the armed forces of the United States of America. It’s all there. In The Tyrant’s Playbook. Look it up. Eliminate any possible threats to power. One way is to appoint entitled dumbass art-collecting billionaires to high-ranking government posts. Guys like Howard Lutnick whoContinue reading “Give Me an F”