Sailing Right Along

I’ll tell you who is NOT sailing right along—Manchester United.

Tightwad ownership has once again led to cut-rate results from the squad as they flounder their way through another year of disappointment. Most recently, a 2-0 defeat at Atletico Madrid in Champions league play highlighted the team’s lack of chemistry, and resultantly, loss of cohesion, costing them the match. This is continuing a string of poor play including a draw with 10-man Tottenham Hotspur who, early in the season, are dancing in the relegation zone after firing their manager.

It is looking like the Premier League title is Arsenal’s to lose.

 Old Flapjaw is trying like hell to avoid having to actually testify in his multi-billion-dollar defamation lawsuit against the BBC. In his own zeal and stupidity, he has also spread the subpoena spotlight on to his family.

Besides, what does an oath mean to trump?

He just doesn’t believe he is “one of us.”

He’s above all that.

Evidently, the Democrats think they are, too.

Ilhan Omar has been exposed as having lied and falsified documents to allow her to fraudulently gain American citizenship. The Somalian has publicly fought the ICE tactics and she isn’t even an American citizen.

She needs to go.

Once I located her under those inches of caked mascara makeup, I am finding it very difficult to conjure up any sympathy for greasy fatface Kimberly Guilfoyle and her pathetic attempt to be a tyrant after being appointed Ambassador to Greece.

How about you?

I did get a kick out of her attempt to use trump’s favorite folly—Artificial Intelligence, to insist the texts which cost her job were due to—you guessed it—A.I.

Right out of central casting comes Katie Zacharia to take her turn at lying to the American people.

We’ll see how long she can take it….

Which will be as long as HE can stomach her.

She’s already started by lying about her status as an attorney.

No one has a record of her actually gaining a law degree.

Her status is the same as my Cocker Spaniel Murphy Corleone, who is licking his balls right now.

So she’s already started by lying to get her job.

Perfect.

I’ve got the answer for Fatboy’s problem of dwindling (and sparse) crowds bothering to show up for his latest rally in the state I now call home—Ohio.

Hold your “rallies” in smaller venues.

I’m sure there are several elementary school gymnasiums available for such small affairs.

Lay off my girl Sydney Sweeney.

When you look like that, you can wear any damn thing you want and still look smokin’ hot. (Karen just walked by my office and let me know I was a “pig.”)

Here’s what I’m playing at my nursing home gig today:

Go Away Little Girl……….Steve Lawrence

Vincent…………………….Don McLean

Fire on the Mountain………Marshall Tucker Band

Sister Goldenhair…………..America

The End of the World………Skeeter Davis

Leader of the Band…………Dan Fogelberg

Some Gave All………………Billy Ray Cyrus

I’ve been getting a lot of calls to play, but I can only go as far and fast as my bad heart and wounded leg will take me.

However, I was able to take up over a thousand dollars I received in tips from my gigs last year, so it is worth it when I think that I could provide some modicum of comfort to the animals no one seems to want.

So I don’t quit.

Stay well.