I hope you didn’t forget me, but I have been swamped putting together and pulling off a charity benefit adoption event and concert for the local Humane Society.
It was not a piece of cake.
Unforseen circumstances, as in a death in the family and the absolute worst thing a committed performer can do: no-call, no-show.
Life moves on and my friends, great musicians and even better people, stepped up and we had a successful event.
But now I’m back.
I can hear the Domestic Despot listening to the blue news channels, so I am tucked away in my office with all the essentials: a bong and weed.
What did I miss?
Another indictment on Trump?
I seriously don’t get it.
Maybe it is just me, and I am very open to that possibility, but I don’t feel the groundswell of support out there for him like I did when he won.
People just have to realize that whoever wins the election can only fuck up so much and will NOT bring on a Nazi state, or bankrupt the country (although you can make a solid case that we are already morally bankrupt), they will, at MOST, fuck up the country for eight years, and then someone else will take their turn fucking up the country.
The American Way.
Desantis’ people are worried “the race is slipping away.”
What race?
There never was a race.
A dead Trump would probably still outpoll Fishface Ronnie.
If how he is treating his own state is any indication, imagine what havoc he would cause running the whole show?
I used to think Chris Christie was a bloated asshole, and he still is a bloated asshole, but it is refreshing to hear he and Liz Cheney speak.
Speak their minds.
Sergei Markov, Soviet douchebag, says the Ukrainian army will, like Sparta in ancient days, become unified through gay sex.
Well, last I checked, the gays were kicking your asses.
The Spartans were known to defeat much larger armies due to their tenacity and ferocity.
So shut the fuck up.
Clarence Thomas, have you no sense of self-worth? What a crooked asshole, using your charity appointment to lie, cheat, steal, and otherwise tarnish your name and your family name for all eternity, alongside the Devil, Adolf Hitler, Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Ted Bundy.
I wish you the same fate as another law-abiding statesman—Benito Mussolini.
But that’s just me.
Why does that pathetic old hag Roseanne Barr continue to spew vitriol? Her anti-semitic horseshit rantings ensure she will be heading SOUTH when it’s all over; and I ain’t talking Mississippi. Her hatespeak makes her an even uglier person and girl, put down the fork. You have lost a lot of weight, but you still look like fifty pounds of shit in a twenty-five pound bag.
I told the Domestic Despot that if Taylor Swift knew I was living in Miamisburg, “she’d be here so fast your head would spin.”
Karen thinks I’m mistaken.
Big surprise that there is no one to support poor little Susan Smith in her upcoming parole bid. I mean, all the poor dear did was strap her two children in their car seats, like very good mother should do. Then she calmly rolled the car into the lake drowning her progeny.
But now she wants out.
Shut up.
You are where you belong.
The United States Women’s National soccer team was sent packing by Sweden in a match decided by penalty kicks.
Not sure who to blame?
I think you start with the coach. It is his job to get the team to play like a team, but it did not appear they had any offensive plan or defensive dicipline. There was no chemistry, a key component of our past championship teams, so I, along with many others, picked Sweden to upset them. I also think they rushed Sophia Smith into the star goal-scorer role much too quickly; she had not earned that title over time, and her performance in the defeat highlighted she is another World Cup away from becoming a dominant scorer.
Four more years.
As devastating a loss this is, the men’s team may fare no better.
But I am stoked for the upcoming Premier Leaue season which started today with a big win by Arsenal over the defending champion City.
Three more weeks until college football starts, so I am ready to endure more pain as a long-suffering Notre Dame fan; it’s what we Catholics do.
Stay well.
