I think not.
My man President Zelensky is set to meet in the oval Office and will be showing up looking very much like Oliver Twist.
“Please, sir, may I have some more?”
I can see him begging for the extra jets and other weapons of death as his benefactor makes life and death decisions.
After all, ever since he affronted our exalted Vice President’s fashion sense, he will be showing up in a “suit-like” jacket (whatever the hell that is) in an effort to discuss trying not to get too fucked over by our president and that little bald ex-KGB thug.
I have one word that solves the whole damn ball of wax, so to speak.
Not diplomacy.
Not concessions.
Not aggression.
Bribery.
Boom!
I did it again.
Where is MY Nobel Peace Prize nomination?
Why is it that every time someone does a story on Linda McMahon, it’s never Secretary of Education this, or Vince McMahon’s ex-wife that.
No, as if it will make us put more or less weight on her actions or words, they always preface her with “billionaire” Linda McMahon.
So her husband made a ton of money off the steroid-filled sweat off the backs of WWE performers.
Big fucking deal.
I have big news for you billionaire Linda McMahon: booking wrestling matches is not the best preparation to be our nation’s Secretary of Education. I am sure that the fact that your deceased husband being best buddies with the president and a big contributor to his campaign, had nothing at all to do with her appointment, right?
Ohio Governor Mike DeWine is puffing up like all froggy-like and sending National Guard troops to Washington, D.C., to help out his buddy the president. DeWine looks like the kid all the way from K-12 wearing a bow tie and getting picked on and fucked with.
Now he’s The Mouse That Roared.
And you can add Mississippi to the list of armed forces willing to go to join in the fun in Washington, D.C.
Their armed brigade will be easy to spot. It will be a convoy of pickup trucks with coolers and guns in the back. They are going up there to chew gum and kick ass.
And they are all out of gum (thanks Rowdy Roddy Piper).
President Trump’s environmental stance has been made clear. Evidently a lot more clear than our oceans, rivers, and lakes which have each issued warnings not to go into our poisoned waters.
How fun is America?
The president has reluctantly agreed to fund EV chargers in spite of his deteriorating friendship with that pirate Elon Musk who has yet to invent anything that doesn’t blow up.
The latest statistics do not look good for job losses, but one sector that should be flourishing is code hacking. I mean, why bother to outright physically steal something when you can program a virus to steal for you? I have seen stories where a hacker got into an automaker’s portal and had the ability to automatically open thousands of automobiles.
Sooner or later…
You can’t tell me that someone won’t hack the codes of our national defense computer network…
Sleep well.
