A Trampoline Can Be Dangerous

Bone spurs.

His dad paid a doctor to falsely diagnose, treat, and document his “medical condition” so he wouldn’t have to serve in the armed forces. That must be why he’s so upset that he wasn’t awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor like all the other of our nations real military heroes, many of whom made the Ultimate Sacrifice for our country. The disease was quite common in America in the 1960’s during the Vietnam War era, and also especially, for some reason,  the disease affected primarily, the wealthy white community.

The disease is a crippling, painful daily death and it, like many medical terms, derives its name from the Latin: E Pluribus bullshit.

Draftdodgeritis is the appropriate medical condition.

Should have just sacked up and entered the draft.

Who knows?

It might have made a man out of him.

Whatever else that was tried didn’t work.

Obviously…

I am a writer, so I really appreciate great writing when I read it. The best teaser line for an article so far this year I just saw (but didn’t bother to read).

It said “Trump wages a war on the truth…”

Genius.

What an eloquent and decorous use of prose to call him a lying POS.

Here’s a big surprise…

Kim Jong-un has reappointed himself as the North Korean Worker’s Party leader for at least the next five years.

I’m sure he pondered long and hard over a list of bonafide candidates and considered each and every one of their qualifications, comparing their various talents and skills against his own.

Right.

I wonder who Donald Trump would appoint in America if he had the lone say in the matter (which is what he thinks anyway)?

Take a guess…

Get out the airbrush before you go putting up any posters for Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, as they will have to remove the plumes of black smoke rising from burned-out cars on the streets of the popular tourist destination. Like street vendors and Land of the Giants-sized margaritas, just another charm of the southern Mexico city overlooking the Pacific Ocean.

In Mexico, they celebrate their football (soccer) teams and players, their movie stars, actors and actresses, singers, and Bad Bunny.

They also celebrate their regional drug cartel bosses who many times, offer more public assistance, protection and relief than a corrupt government can provide.

Oh yeah, and murder anyone who gets in the way of their billion-dollar cash grab from the United States.

Our president is going to meet with another of his idols, China’s unquestioned ruler Xi Jinping, in three weeks.

This meeting will go A LOT different than the first when DJT went in with threats and then a bully stick and slapped temporary crippling trade tariffs on the Chinese economy.

But in a shocking move, Trump’s appointees on the (less than) Supreme Court shot down his illegal tariffs.

I can see it now:

The president arrives and Xi tells his aide, “He can wait.”

Then he lights up a cigar, and after five seconds when he knows the American leader is hot, he says, “Let him in.”

Xi doesn’t acknowledge the president as he enters the room.

He knowingly smiles and turns to face the Leader of the Free World.

“Donny, about those tariffs? Yeah, doesn’t work for us.”

(aides snickering in the background)

Speaking of Mexican vacation destinations, check out this short story of mine set in La Paz, Mexico. It is from my book EMOTIONS: Not your Mama’s ABC’s!

Hope you like it…..

Mexican Vacation

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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