Carnival Cruise Lines is upsetting a few of its passengers because there are so many people qualifying for perks that now, everyone gets perks, so no one is special anymore.
Hope I don’t lose too much sleep over their “plight.”
You know that geeky computer nerd Bill Gates is guilty of something amiss on Epstein Island.
Melinda knows…
Just look at him.
Where else could he possibly get laid?
The Department of Justice is lowering the requirements to be a prosecutor since they have terminated close to six thousand lawyers.
Now, to show their commitment to having an experienced legal force, candidates have to watch at least three episodes of Law and Order.
That oughta do it.
The clickbait article teased with “How to piss off every country in the world…
Nah, too easy.
Looks like Trump’s plan for owning Greenland fell through, so he is “settling” for a few military bases there instead.
Why?
Because when told of the president’s ambitious buyout plan, Greenland pretty much told him to fuck off.
Makes you think…
Why is it the only country on the planet that stood up to DJT is a country with no nuclear weapons, no army, no navy, and no air force?
Because they have the one thing that America doesn’t….
Politicians and citizens with actual balls and brains.
California (of course, where else?) has decided to open up 7 whole percent of the 100% of the land we stole from indigenous people in the first place.
How nice.
I don’t think they are going to be giving away the good 7%.
The article starts…The most dangerous animals to avoid in the California wilderness…
I skipped the story, because we all know the most dangerous animal in any wilderness on the planet.
Human beings.
Not because of size, speed, or strength and not because we can use deadly weapons.
No, the tools in our box include selfishness, carelessness, and a lack of respect for the world around us, including each other.
And we don’t live there.
There you go, you got me going off on a rant again.
I’ll rein it in…
I don’t read ANY story that uses a list or a countdown, but that’s just me, the mouse that roared.
Now, I admit to not being the best drywaller around, but recent photos indicate our fearless leader needs a lot more spackle on his face if he wants to keep up with Melania…
That old horseface King Charlie has grounded his bro Andy Mountbatten-Windsor…forever.
He will, however, continue to pay for his exorbitant lifestyle, so it’s kind hard to feel sorry for the royal dumbass.
Suspicion of misconduct in public office is the official reason, but that’s just a lot of extra words than perv.
Not to help you sleep better or anything, but I truly believe it will NOT be a nation on this planet that will bring about its TOTAL destruction by starting a first-strike nuclear Armageddon.
Nope.
It will be one individual with access, misguided motivation, and just the right amount of nihilism.
I sure hope not.
Sleep well.
