Another traffic fatality reported in the Sooner State as Michael Rosario-Perez, an illegal immigrant, decided that getting drunk and driving the wrong way on a state highway was the way to go.
I’m sure the friends and families of the four people he murdered would disagree as ICE has issued their orders to get him after he is released from custody so he can be deported.
I don’t think his future is bright.
Meanwhile in Florida, a white legal citizen of the United States committed the same driving offense while impaired and thankfully there were no fatalities.
The fiasco known as the Strait of Hormuz has made the United States and our drowning leader the laughingstocks of the planet. How did we manage to screw this up so badly?
What, are we taking military strategy advice from that lawn gnome Vladimir Putin, who is currently getting his ass kicked by Ukraine?
You know how little I think of politicians from both parties, but at least that crazy bitch Maureen Galindo lost the runoff for the 35th Congressional district runoff in Texas.
It’s hard to win when EVERYBODY hates your hate speech.
Just hit the damn ball.
Naomi Osaka, a professional tennis player, is another one of the me-me-look-at-me generation that can’t see enough of themselves, showing up in an “Eiffel Tower-themed outfit at the French Open.
Board of (putting hand over mouth, coughing and saying the word “bullshit” at the same time) Peace.
Another of DJT’s many failures.
The concept is simple enough. Fuck up a lot of things through ignorance and ineptitude and then take credit for trying to fix the messes he created.
The president’s declining health will be a staple in the news until his regime is overthrown and his eighty-plus years-old fat body and family are given the boot.
He claims his doctor told him he has 5% body fat, comparable to a professional athlete.
5% body fat, kind of like a professional sumo wrestler has 5% body fat.
His doctor either needs to brush up on Statistics, or he can cut 20 pounds of unsightly fat off his weight immediately if he decides to take a chain saw and sever his own head, but that probably won’t happen.
The president is calling Global Warming “the biggest con ever.”
Now, he can’t speak lucidly, he has trouble walking on his diseased feet and ankles, his leprosy appears to be spreading from his hands to his pockmarked face, he’s losing his hair plants, but if ANYBODY is qualified to recognize a con when he sees one….
Ronda Rousey returned for one last MMA fight (she says) and it ended quickly, but it still doesn’t erase the two ass-whipping knockouts she suffered from Holly Holm followed by the ass-whipping she got from Amanda Nunes which effectively ended her career.
What a shock.
Noone wants to play at the latest MAGA musical event on the nation’s 250th birthday.
He might be a shit president and terrible person, but he’s an even worse promoter.
That crazy little Mississippi murderess Carly Gregg is trying to get her life without parole sentence altered, claiming legal loopholes in the prosecution. The jury already saw through her lies of being mentally ill at the time she killed her mother and tried to kill her stepfather.
It doesn’t matter what state you go to.
Our justice system sucks.
Have a great day.
Stay well.
