Absolutely Ridiculous

He’s already mad about his illegal slush fund being stopped dead in its tracks so I wonder how he’ll take it when he hears they will make him remove the pink flamingo figurines he wants to use to decorate the White House lawn.

Such a trendsetter.

If the trend is stupidity…

I was fired up to watch game three of the NBA Finals and while the other 20,000 people in Madison Square Garden and the millions of people around the globe heard the thunderous boos directed at the unpopular Leader of the “Free” World, I’m sure all he heard was thunderous applause and cheers for the great….him.

Insane people are like that.

Racists rejoice!

ICE and all the other agencies aimed at “purifying” America have been funded to the tune of 70-billion dollars until this administration turns over the reins in 2028.

Maybe.

With all that’s going on right now: war, deportations, housing issues, graft, and the destruction of our American democracy, that idiot Democrat New York Governor Kathy Hochul is hard at work trying to get gender-neutral terms to replace the words “mother” and “father” on a bill.

Typical Pollyanna Democratic bullshit.

That’s why they are on the outside looking in at our political joke of a nation as the Republicans run the show.

So that skull with hair Cher is strutting around with her 20-year-old boyfriend.

Somebody has to change her Depends and wipe the drool from her cheeks.

Sexy.

I’m in the doghouse again…The Domestic Despot and I were discussing something, and we had a “difference of opinion” so to speak. In her frustration, she blurted out. “shut up, it’s a no-brainer!”

Too easy.

I know I shouldn’t have, but I could not pass on the opportunity.

I responded, “well you are certainly qualified to know!”

Doghouse.

Well shut my mouth!

Ghislaine Maxwell got sentenced to twenty years in a Texas minimum-security “prison” for her role as sex-trafficker on that sick bastard Jeffrey Epstein’s Island of Horrors.

It just goes to show you how little information the press feeds us, as all this time I’m thinking she was going to find a way out, because there were too many powerful people involved.

Evidently not powerful enough.

Of course, her attorneys will continue to dangle the false hope of a presidential pardon as a good reason to keep the funds flowing.

After all, she has deep pockets.

If and when she thinks she has no further options, she might start to “name names” and really kick this party into high gear.

The things that previously would have been grounds for removal from office are now standard items on the resumes of our nation’s leaders: sexual impropriety, theft, treason, and racism are now as common as tattoos on your waitress’s arms.

Clinton and Nixon both lost their presidential positions for things that douchebag Trump does routinely.

If you happen to have a spare 24k lying around gathering dust, you might want to buy two of the coins that the president is hawking for his mandated celebration of his 80th birthday.

Have a happy!

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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