Hold My Beer

Well I guess the question of just how the American MLS (Major League Soccer) stacks up against world-class competition has been answered.

Sorry, Sir David.

It doesn’t.

Not by a long shot.

Paris Saint Germain made them look like a high school team.

Not even the great magic of Lionel Messi or the power of Luis Suarez mattered because they rarely got the ball in an offensive position.

Inter Miami could not keep possession; they routinely turned the ball over at crucial times and PSG made them pay for their sins in a 4-0 ass-whipping of the highest order. And it was no one thing: Inter Miami was outclassed on every level and was held to minimal possession time by the French team which totally crushed the spirit of their opponents by halftime.

Maybe next year.

Right.

Maybe never.

North Carolina Republican senator Thom Tillis just came out and said he would not be seeking a third term, opting for a quiet retirement instead.

This career move came shortly after voicing his opposition to the president’s policies.

I’ve heard this story before.

Oppose the president.

Lose your job.

Got it.

Good thing I’m retired.

A judge in the UK sentenced a 92-year old bloke to death for a rape and murder he committed almost sixty years ago.

Justice delayed?

Of course. I would have preferred the guy get arrested when he committed the crime, but at least he will die where he belongs.

In a cage.

Welcome to beautiful sunny southern California.

Just don’t breathe the air and you’ll be fine.

Another Texas thief at work trying a million-dollar real estate scam and failing miserably. The good news is that she looks like she could really benefit from a slimming prison diet.

I think my generation was the last one that used physical punishment as a stable of parenting.

Now there are some New Age parents who don’t believe you should ever raise your voice to a child, much less hit them. Something about retarding their spiritual growth and inhibiting their personal journey of self-discovery or some such horseshit.

But you know what?

We never heard of even a threat of mass shootings in our schools.

Tennessee cops “chased” a woman for 4 hours. She was going 8mph.

Come on.

You can manually stop her car going 8mph if you wanted to.

You know what this tells me?

They weren’t working on a quota system, and Cracker Barrel  must have run out of grits.

What a shock….border crossings are down.

Ilhan Omar, far-left Democrat representative from Minnesota (where else?) needs to watch her six. She does nothing but badmouth the United States, calling us “one of the worst countries in the world.”

True or not, she is showing more balls than brains because if she doesn’t think she is beyond DJT’s long arm of retribution, she has another think coming.

And they wonder why tourism is down…

A minimum wage of thirty dollars an hour?

Over sixty grand a year to do service work in a hotel?

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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