The headline said Five Burgers Linked to Colon Cancer…
That’s all I read.
So, throw those five burgers away and …
Boom!
I did it again.
Just cured colon cancer.
Sometimes even I don’t know how I do it!
It is a crappy day…
The temperature is dancing right around seventy degrees.
No wind.
Sunny.
Not a cloud in sight.
Perfect golf weather.
So for me, it is a crappy day.
This is why my political disdain is color-blind.
Red or blue.
It just doesn’t matter.
Both parties are composed of dumbasses who believe they are the “right” party to rule the United States of America.
They’re both wrong…
The fact of the matter is that politicians in both parties will believe, SAY, and DO anything that will:
- Make themselves appear better (less crooked) than they really are
- Increase their personal fortunes
- Increase their chances for reelection
- Keep themselves IN the public eye
- Keep themselves OUT of prison
That is why I get to pick on whomever sits in the White House because it is more of the same no matter the party.
Democracy?
Not relevant anymore evidently.
And at the root of it all?
What else?
Capitalism.
Imperialism.
Greed.
Yet another of this administration’s attorneys is facing disciplinary proceedings for his “unethical behavior.”
Ho-hum.
Ed Martin, come on down!
His mom must be so proud.
Maybe they will yank his license to practice law like they did that other dumbass Rudy Giuliani.
Either that, or he’ll get promoted to a higher position that he is unqualified for and unable to perform.
That’s the Trump playbook.
In the great state of Florida (I checked; it’s still a part of the United States) you can get away with murder.
Seriously.
You can get away with child and domestic abuse, rape, kidnapping, and fraud, too.
Just don’t cover up any of the lettering on your license plates or you’re gonna have a real problem…
There was a lockdown order placed on Barksdale Air Force Base in Louisiana after drones were spotted over the base.
I lived on Barksdale Air Force base for three years before we left for England.
I loved it and still treasure my memories of playing for Green Acres Junior High school and winning the conference championship in football in 1966.
I also loved hanging around the pecan groves, listening to the pecans drop like intermittent raindrops when they were ready to do so.
The bass fishing in Lake Bistineau was off the charts, and I can’t count how many times I fell in love with girls who had that syrupy southern drawl…
Ohio don’t play…
A female scammer got to Home Depot for over a quarter of a million dollars by defrauding them into crediting false returns.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me 1700 times and…wtf???
That’s how many fraudulent transactions the dumbass crook, one Tracy James, performed before being caught.
And in closing, thanks I needed that…
I was reading about that demented loser Harvey Weinstein and how the poor soul is not enjoying his experience so far at Riker’s Island Federal Penitentiary.
Oh me, oh my.
What to do?
How about you bend over, grab your ankles and find out what it feels like?
Enjoy the rest of your time as a guest of our federal penal (penal or penile?) system.
Just like in the movies, n’est ce pas?
Don’t forget your gift bag on the way out.
Stay well.
