Venezuelans are still smiling today in the afterglow of their awesome victory over the United States in the World Baseball Classic.
This game marks the second straight WBC where the USA was defeated in the championship game.
That’s right.
The Japanese did it last time with the best player on the planet, Japan’s Shohei Ohtani leading the way.
So we go out and sign him up for the L.A. Dodgers, pay him a rickshaw full of money, and now the best player on the planet is on OUR team.
Shoo-in right?
Our collection of pampered rich also-rans were awarded silver medals for their second straight second-place finish.
Seven U.S. players removed their medals shortly after they were placed around their necks.
Grow the fuck up.
You want to win the gold?
Two words for you.
Batting practice.
You can’t win if you don’t score.
One thing baseball fans revere are statistics.
Here’s a few.
Three hits.
Two runs.
I’d like to see the stats on the net worth of our team’s players and compare them to Venezuela’s.
A Connecticut restaurant owner says he will “go broke” if a law on takeout containers is passed.
You’re in the wrong business, Bucko.
If your operation is so tenuous that it will be bankrupted by a few paper products, change industries.
The death knell of dining out has already begun, becoming stratified as a true reflection of legislation and changing economic, societal and health trends.
Sad.
Congress issued a subpoena to U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi for her lying, bungling, comical efforts to prevent the release of incriminating files from Epstein Island and to explain why she is such a mindless dumbass.
Those might not have been the exact words used, but you get the picture…
And lay off her about her nose job.
Just because she has been dubbed “the W.C. Fields of politics. (not really; I just made that up).
She is going the same route as disgraced former Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem who has gone from ICE “Barbie” to “Cuckold Barbie” in just a few short months working for the president.
She looks “rode hard and put away wet.”
Uncle Fester (aka John Fetterman) “breaks with party on the voter ID issue.”
Why is it every time a politician disagrees with groupthink they are “breaking” from the party line?
Maybe it’s time.
Time for a new “party.”
The Republicans are fucked up.
The Democrats are fucked up.
Where are the Whigs when we need them?
Bragging about being in the military and serving our country is only done by douchebag wanna-be’s like Markwayne Mullins, the double-first named Oklahoma miscreant appointed to replace Kristi Noem.
Real servicemen, even those who were successful in winning their wars, don’t brag about serving or winning.
They know.
No one wins a war.
Here’s another piece of work…
Tulsi Gabbard.
The Director of National Intelligence revealed that after all the blockades, bombings of schoolchildren and innocent non-combatants, Iran’s regime has been “largely degraded.”
“Largely degraded”?
Is that the same as “the war is over” which were told a week ago by Donald Trump?
Wait.
Our president told us a lie?
Go figure.
Stay well.
