Cue ball side pocket.
Easy does it there, skinhead. So you’re going bald. It’s not like it just started yesterday.
Deal with it.
Yet another thing I don’t understand amongst the myriad of things…
Like father-in-law, like daughter-in-law?
Bettina Trump, the newest addition to the Trump Dynasty, wears the perpetual mean scowl of someone that is still pissed off for being named Bettina.
Why is there still a fuss being made about requiring identification for people to board planes?
If they so desire, they can produce fake documents (see George Santos), get face-altering surgery (see Melania Trump), whatever.
If they want to take over the plane mid-flight and fly it into a skyscraper, they can do that, too.
They are like the Chicago Bulls of the 90’s—you can’t stop ‘em, you can only hope to contain ‘em…
Another unnecessary premature exit from this sphere of existence…
A zookeeper and “animal trainer” was mauled to death by a wild animal being imprisoned and “trained” for spectacle.
Good luck with that “training.”
Start and end with the only instructions that matter—-Don’t Kill Me!
My prayers to the family and my apologies to the animal for it being trapped and captured in the first place so that uninformed humans can satisfy their YOLO curiosities.
Where’s our training?
Will we ever learn?
Pussy Pedro Hegseth, our self-appointed “Secretary of War,” (how’s the Strait of Hormuz and the Iran “War” working out for you buddy?) is finding that even his fellow Republicans aren’t going for the ridiculous defense “budget” he is trying to get passed.
Nice try pendejo.
One man’s lemon…
Thanks to El Nino, the rising Pacific waters represent impending irreparable damage and doom to the California coast, but I have no doubts my stoner surfer buddies (the ones still alive) will welcome the bigger breaks.
Hot potting.
Call it what it is—attempted suicide.
YODO.
Dumbass mayor Zohran Mamdani is chasing away the few people in New York City with a lot of money and more than one house with a 5-million dollar penalty tax (for being rich enough to own more than one house).
Surprise!
Their new addresses (and tax rolls) will be in Texas and Florida.
A nineteen-year old girl who can’t stop speeding and receiving dangerous driving restrictions and penalties has already been given nine chances.
Who is the bigger idiot?
Her, or the system that keeps allowing her back on the road?
One-year behind bars is the only lesson this individual needs.
Because in our (in)Justice system, the tenth time is the charm…
Driving is a right not a privilege.
Go away already.
Mike Lindell, the annoying-as-hell idiot “My Pillow” huckster will not win the Republican nomination for Governor of Minnesota despite being endorsed by the president (aka the new “kiss of death”).
As you have surmised by now, I am an equal-opportunity insulter.
Nobody is safe (You shall feel my scalding ink this day!).
Not even me.
I was just thinking that what the rich people in this country need are more tax breaks.
Not!
But I don’t make the rules.
HE does.
And that is exactly how he plans to influence (buy) the midterm elections.
Who knows?
In this country anymore?
It’s not like we are above that sort of thing…
Stay well.
