Never a Doubt

The temperature of the country was rising for the longest time and now is headed in the other direction, as a result of man’s (and woman’s) shortcomings and our inability to ‘play nice.’

From having a deranged MAGA following led by none other than Georgia’s own peach Marjorie Taylor Greene, er I mean Glenn (MTG), to a lukewarm batch of stragglers who don’t think the president and his actions have been offensive or destructive enough.

If the Democrats are able to overcome the inevitable election-tampering and win back the wobbly Senate, you can bet your ass the first order of business will be to introduce articles of impeachment in a futile last insult to the next ex-president which I don’t believe will ever happen.

Carol Adelkoff is another California idiot stealing public funds meant to address LA’s out-of-control homelessness issue. A diseased dog wouldn’t lower themselves to piss on her coffin.

Of course, the bigger idiot, Mayor Karen Bass, just sat around clueless, with her thumb up her fat, unknowing ass while Adelkoff was living large in Hawaii.

Being a politician in California is, after all, a license to steal, just not as much as when you make the Big Leagues on The Hill.

From that dumbass profiteer-puppet Governor Gavin Newsom on down…

He can take his five-billion dollar scam money (er, campaign funds) he stole with his mythical “bullet train,” but managed to piss off the people the president cares about the most…rich people.

He has bigger fish to fry (or so he thinks)…

Good question, Liz.

My girl, that plucky old bird senior Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren, is asking “why do firetrucks cost 2.5 million dollars now when less than a decade ago, they were priced at one-million dollars?”

There’s inflation, then there’s price-gouging.

This isn’t inflation…

That being said, I would feel way more comfortable if a firetruck showed up to my burning house than a line of old guys passing pails.

Don’t look now, but Iran is still dictating what is going on with the Strait of Hormuz.

Captain Queeg had little ball bearings to roll round in his hands as insanity continued to eat away what was remaining of his brain, but he just couldn’t stop…

The United States of America isn’t the USS Caine but the crew has started the grumblings that spawn a mutiny.

Trump has his Reflecting Pool.

Let it go.

You fucked up (again) and got caught in yet another one of your falsehoods.

And what the hell did you expect?

You surround yourself with dolts and other liars so of course, you ignore their advice to come clean and actually tell the truth for once.

Not in a million years.

The Japanese have a beautiful centuries-old tradition of apologizing for actions far less offensive than DJT’s failed attempt to lead this country….

Seppuku.

Look it up.

There is one big problem with that solution, however.

You must possess a sense of honor and decency in order to perform it, two things that have eluded Donald Trump in this lifetime.

So Elon Musk is a greedy dumbass.

Tell us something we don’t know.

Enough stories about him already.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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