Don’t Ya Just Hate it When…

People use their “platform” to shove their beliefs, be they from the religious, business, or political arena, IN YOUR FACE?

Ben and Jerry shut the fuck up about politics.

You are ice cream makers.

Why do people feel cheated if you merely listen to whatever horseshit viewpoint they have?

What?

You don’t AGREE with me?

I agree that you are a douchebag of the highest order.

I’m starting to get pissed as the transfer windows come and go, and all my Manchester United Reds have done is bolster the strongest part of the team—the midfield. So they add Mason Mount. Don’t get me wrong, he is an upgrade to several of our backs, but we finally get a chance to sign a marquee striker and the cheap bastards have to “settle” for what they can get on the cheap.

Losers.

No wonder the fans are pissed.

When I see yet another story about the idiots in Yellowstone, or any other National Park thinking it’s cool to confront animals, I hate it, because it’s not fair; if the bear, say, for example, fights back, it is a sure trip to euthanASIA. But I can’t resist the urge to hope that somewhere, in some park, is an old bear that has seen enough. He is tired of it all, his body aches, he’s constantly on the run from man, and some little asshole of a kid is laughing while he pelts the bears with rocks.

He lazily strolls away, but then suddenly, reverses himself and charges at his Last Supper.

I can dream, can’t I?

So, Florida is having trouble booking conventions due to it’s “unhealthy political environment.”

I hear Nazi Germany had the same problem booking conventions.

What the hell did you think would happen Ron DeDumbass?

Is it just me, or does it seem like the Trump mania that surrounded the 2016 presidential election is not as strong? I think that the core is more stubborn than ever to admit their racism and are still fervent in their support of Hitler, er, Trump. I just think that their total numbers have decreased overall as (hopefully) DJT becomes another footnote in history, right alongside Benedict Arnold.

Walt Nauta would make a perfect Nazi.

Fiercely loyal.

Undaunted.

Total dumbfuck.

The movie Barbie is being banned in some countries.

It’s a movie, folks (and I use that term very loosely).

Chill.

That Margot Robbie may very well be the worst actress of all-time.

I look forward to the day where people will stop feeling the need to pound their chests and proclaim their sexual identity.

I don’t care if you feel trapped in someone else’s body, or dream of different biology, I don’t give a shit.

Tell you what. You keep your identity issues and gender decisions to yourself and I will do likewise. You see, no one else cares.

Live long.

Prosper.

Shut the fuck up.

Planet Earth just endured the four hottest consecutive days in recorded history.

Animals are dying from the heat.

People are dying from the heat.

But there’s no global warming, right?

Right.

It seems like what the PRIDE movement needs is some sort of badass biker ass-kicking spokesman. Then the rednecks that take him on will at least suffer a little sumthin’-sumthin’ before they take him out.

Our nation’s immigration policy, once all they could talk about, is no doubt put on the back burner for now. But look what that subject did to the Dutch. It fucked up their whole government.

The Prime Minister claimed that there was no consenus on the issue of immigration, so they packed up all their things regarding the subject, and turned it all over to the King of Denmark and said “adios.”

I didn’t know you could do that.

It looks like I won’t be heading back to Spain anytime soon.

The golf courses are under attack by people who think drinking water for survival is more important than hitting a little ball around the course.

Idiots.

Golf certainly is NOT life or death…

It’s more important than that.

I had no idea that five-hundred days have passed since the Ukrainian commander told the Russian submarine commander to “go fuck yourself.”

I haven’t had a shot of alcohol in about six years now, but I swear, that if I ever do have one, it will be to toast that Ukrainian badass. I honestly think it set the tone for the whole war. That little meathead Pooty-poot-Putin thought this thing was gonna be a walk in the park.

In a way it is.

It’s liking walking in the park and picking on this smaller dude who is minding his own business. He’s not wanting any trouble, but no.

You decide to kick his ass.

Bad move.

First, you give Biden crap because he wouldn’t commit arms to the Ukraine war effort, and now he sends them some cluster bombs to fuck up the Russians and you’re all, “Oh, they are banned in 100 countries” and everything.

Make up your minds, chops.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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