The Long Way Home

U.S. District judge Kathleen Williams knows the difference.

There’s Shinola, then there’s the president’s idiotic and inept attempt to circumvent the I.R.S., secure lifetime immunity from audits for his entire corrupt family, and set up a slush fund to pay fellow conspirators of his even more idiotic and inept attempt to overthrow the government.

I’m not sure if Android Auto needs updated…

A woman in Beijing, China became a Siberian tiger snack when she got out of her car to argue with her boyfriend but was unaware they had stopped still within the boundaries of Badling Wildlife Park.

Just another way Maddogg will NOT leave this sphere of existence.

A 22-year old girl goes bungee-jumping over the crocodile-infested Zambezi River.

Ho-hum.

Unimpressed.

She didn’t light herself on fire first?

Darn, I was hoping to get some sleep tonight…

Some dumbass criminal rapper shelled out 600k to buy a presidential pardon and you won’t believe this, but he got squat for his money!

Looks like the rapper is gonna have to take the rap.

What the hell did Zoran Mamdani and those other New York idiots think would happen when they tried the socialistic move of freezing rents?

The money people just stand up from the table and take their chips elsewhere.

Taking away the incentive for speculative real estate essentially kills the market.

Take the holistic approach.

The more money you generate, the more there is to steal.

Idiots.

Democratic California governor Gavin Newsom, another thief-in-sheep’s clothing, is talking shit against Trump.

Now.

You are as big a thief as he is; you just haven’t been as blatant about it.

So STFU.

If you are the best the democrats are going to be able to come up with for a presidential nominee in 2028, they are in trouble.

You know, if it took me as long to pay my debts as it did for Donald Trump to pay his victim of sexual abuse E Jean Carroll, my credit rating would most assuredly take a dip.

There’s 5.625 million in the bank no longer.

Now as for the remaining eighty-three million plus…

Only in f’n Florida man…

A four-year old shoots a two-year old.

Now I joke about growing up fast in East L.A. but even I didn’t start strapping until I was five.

Just kidding.

I was six.

ABC News reports Trump signs memo calling for crackdown on alleged ‘organized political violence’

That’s rich.

So are the people keeping him in office.

No AI data centers will be built in the state of New York.

For a while anyway.

Governor Kathy Hochul is hitting the “pause” button on the energy and water-sapping centers and this will surely displease our fearful leader.

Let the old buzzard lie…

People are trying to desecrate the memory of recently-passed South Carolina senator Lindsay Graham by questioning his sexual preference.

His name was Lindsay.

Mystery solved.

That bald little lawn gnome Vladimir Putin, aka the World’s Oldest-looking Gerber Baby, is bragging that Russian citizens paid one billion dollars for his war with Ukraine (which btw, he’s losing).

Peanuts.

Even though he can’t win a war to save his life either, Trump has stolen way more than that.

Na-na-na-na-na!

Our despot is better than yours!

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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