Dive in Head First

What a great diplomat!

The Iranian delegation, all except one, walked out of the United Nations General Assembly as president trump unloaded another load of international horseshit while the Strait of Hormuz remains closed.

Wake me when it’s over.

kyori o toru koto.

Distancing.

The art of maintaining physical and/or emotional separation.

Byron Douglas, Republican candidate for governor, is one of the many rats to desert the ship as he has removed all pictures and endorsements from donald trump from his campaign.

Because he wants to win.

And he’s finding that “trump-endorsed” is the new Kiss of Death.

How the mighty hath fallen…

Ashley Hinson, Republican senate candidate from Iowa, is asking donald trump to end the war with Iran.

Do you think he is listening?

To anybody?

Maybe his broker.

That plucky old bird Charlize Theron, Oscar-winning actress, thinks she is “making a statement” in her white power suit.

She is.

The statement is look at my neck—it looks like Foghorn Leghorn’s!

Keep it on.

I got more people at the last Open Mic I played than donald trump attracted to his new TV channel.

George W, one of only two Republican presidents I liked (also that whacky Ronald Reagan), briefly showed up at a Republican fundraiser to diss on donald trump and his failed movement. He says he hasn’t seen a failed movement like MAGA since the Imodium didn’t work for him last night. (not really, I just said that because it is funny).

Oh, Georgie is still a Republican and he endorses Republicans.

Just not HIM.

 Richard Gooddine, a disgraced former police officer in Georgia, was sentenced to life PLUS twenty years for his heinous crimes.

Can you imagine?

You serve the entire sentence and on your VERY LAST DAY you find out you have twenty more years to serve…

Speaking of Republicans, Texas governor Greg Abbott is pushing the brakes on allowing new data centers and I am sure that move will conflict with donald trump’s portfolio and global domination plans.

Oh well.

As expected, a federal judge has reinstated the rights of CNN, MS Now and Politico to be on White House grounds to cover the Nazi regime of little pee-pee donald trump and his loser followers.

Sundowning.

At least it partially describes why the world is caving in on him. The rest can be described by calling Fatboy just plain batshit crazy, which is what he is.

Someone needs to tell the dumbass that saying things like he is going to “annihilate Iran and send them to hell” is not real good diplomacy. He’s obviously too stupid to know that.

They just give a big “fuck you” finger to his “threats.”

Shut up and eat your Big Mac.

Can approval ratings be so low as to have NEGATIVE numbers?

It looks and feels like we will find out…

If the University of Oregon doesn’t win a national championship in football, don’t blame Phil Knight, founder of Nike. He has already given two billion dollars to the program.

In today’s market, that should get them a couple good linebackers and maybe a decent quarterback.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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