All are welcome.
Almost all.
That horse’s ass has banned CNN, MS Now, and Politico from the White House.
Why not?
He has already trampled on the Constitution and most of the Bill of Rights already.
Why not the First Amendment too?
Republicans are starting to look like the last of the bunker-dwelling Nazis as they go down with the Fuhrer, er, Trump.
They will have to atone, whether in this plane of existence or the next…
Let’s see how the midterms go.
My girl Marjorie Taylor Greene is sounding better all the time.
Props.
I’m interested to see just HOW CRAZY those wacky Californians are as they vote on Proposition 40 which will hit the 240 billionaires that reside in the state with a one-time 5% tax.
I think there will be a lot less that reside there if the measure actually passes.
Whether we like it or not, as long as capitalism is king, the billionaires will continue to make the rules and we petty men walk under his huge legs and peep about to find ourselves dishonorable graves (thank you William).
At least that is how a great writer from Stratford-upon-Avon described Julius Caesar.
Don’t blame Natalie Harpy.
Not for this, at least.
Blame her for being a psychotic Play Misty For Me crazed stalker like Jessica Walter in her Oscar-nominated role.
Blame her for needing a makeup artist.
Badly.
Blame her for not having a mind of her own.
But she is NOT to blame for the president’s futile and infantile effort to ban the press from the White House.
I told my wife Karen, the Domestic Despot, that if Sydney Sweeney knew where I lived, “she would be here so fast your head would spin.”
She scoffed, “ what would you do if she actually showed up?”
Still thinking…
But I’m sure it will be hot when I can remember what we were talking about…
Wiseass.
Xi Jinping just expelled his top two generals from the Communist Party. This comes on the eve of talks with Donald Trump.
The men were let go over “serious violations of discipline and law” and faced accusations of “disloyalty, corruption, dereliction of duty and other serious disciplinary violations.”
Hell, in the United States, a resume like that will get you elected president.
Out of sight doesn’t necessarily mean out of mind. That pussy Pedro Hegseth Secretary of Making us Iran’s Bitch, is still on the agenda to address the first articles of impeachment that that little chickenshit weasel Mike Johnson got delayed by calling a recess.
Don’t give him any ideas, Vladdy.
Vladimir Putin found a way to increase his parties’ chances of winning the upcoming parliamentary elections …
Take the other parties’ names off the ballot!
Move on.
The juror, exercising their lawful right to their vote on a verdict made their choice. It doesn’t matter if they let that bullshit-shyster Lindsay Clancy off for killing her children.
Turn the page.
Try her again.
Surely there can’t be another dumbass in Boston.
Careful what you ask for China…
For the longest time, the State controlled the birth rate in the country, limiting family sizes and other stupid attempts to fuck with Mother Nature. So now that women all over the planet have gotten smarter, they are not opting for the traditional child-raising family lifestyle.
Those days are over.
So now, they want you to return to having children.
You want a baby?
Have one yourself.
Stay well.
