Chum

Do you ever get the feeling that news outlets—ALL news outlets—are merely “chumming the waters” with whatever they have on their minds at the time? I certainly do. Since the news is my source of info for this wake-n-bake blog of mine, I notice these things. Every day. It seems Republicans everywhere have decided toContinue reading “Chum”

Two to Tango

Brazil has temporarily slowed down the Rape, Pillage, and Plunder Tour currently operating as the trump administration by electing left-wing politician Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva as President over trump fave Flavio Bolsonaro. This will no doubt hinder. Or at least delay, trump from annexing all their natural resources for his own personal gain. NotContinue reading “Two to Tango”

Around the Bend

So you can teach an old dog… Texas governor Greg Abbott has put the brakes on over 1800 new data centers proposed for his state and trump and his butt buddy Elon “Musky Muskrat” Musk can’t be very happy about it. Every story about the fiasco that is the Russian-Ukrainian war begins with “Putin humiliatedContinue reading “Around the Bend”

The Buzz

Meanwhile in France, the nation that America derived its Constitution and Republican ideals from, what started out as a few disgruntled students has now grown to a nationwide tidal wave of discontent with all things governmental, leaving that hapless eunuch Emmanuel Macron shaking his head and not really knowing what the fuck to do. DJT’sContinue reading “The Buzz”

Dive in Head First

What a great diplomat! The Iranian delegation, all except one, walked out of the United Nations General Assembly as president trump unloaded another load of international horseshit while the Strait of Hormuz remains closed. Wake me when it’s over. kyori o toru koto. Distancing. The art of maintaining physical and/or emotional separation. Byron Douglas, RepublicanContinue reading “Dive in Head First”

Something’s Fishy

Let me get this straight. Over three-hundred-thousand Iranians, including government officials, gathered on Friday in protest of the war with the United States which, they might just be winning… So, the Democrats don’t want the war, the Republicans don’t want the war, the American people don’t want the war, and the Iranian people don’t wantContinue reading “Something’s Fishy”

Call it What it Is

Still waiting… Brighton, after selling off their premier players, still whipped ass on Manchester United 3-2 to send them packing from the Carabao Cup in the first round. Let’s take a look at the Reds, shall we? Failure to shore up the midfield. Failure to negotiate a Marcus Rashford exit. Failure to secure a world-classContinue reading “Call it What it Is”

You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

The president doesn’t understand why the Iranian people are not joining him in the “war,” and it is because absolutely NOBODY believes in this bullshit orchestrated by Netanyahu’s Stooge. Not the American people. Not the Iranian people. Neither the warmonger RIGHT nor the pussy LEFT believe in it. Let’s just leave it at “the presidentContinue reading “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up”

Borderline Psycho

Lindsay Clancy is going to hell. Regardless of the verdict reached by a jury in Massachusetts, she killed her three children and God does not forget. Her defense lawyers (also going to hell) are claiming the woman should not be held criminally responsible because she temporarily lost her grip on reality.” What a load ofContinue reading “Borderline Psycho”

Have Mercy

I have been searching for something, anything, to find that I have in common with the most unpopular American president (since the last one) and depending on who you read and what you choose to believe: he likes hot blondes, he is a misogynist of the lowest order, a compulsive (bad) liar, a thief, aContinue reading “Have Mercy”