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The tiny monarchy of Sweida, formerly known as Swaziland, is located near the southern Syrian border.

Not your typical garden spot and not only that, but reports describe “extrajudicial killings, torture, abductions, and looting—pointing to a broader pattern of targeted abuses.”

Perfect.

Now we know where we can reach our next batch of deportees.

He can change the word “soccer” and replace it with “football,” but it isn’t going to be able to save the United States Men’s “football” team from getting their asses whipped in the upcoming World Cup.

USA Today says that Chick-fil-a has one of the least nutritious menus in America.

That explains it.

Why they also seem to be the busiest.

A Texas man moves his wife and three children to Russia, seeking to avoid all the LGBTQ alphabet soup nonsense in America.

What?

He thought that little bald lawn gnome Putin was pro-LGBTQ?

The former U.S. citizen can’t believe he was not told the truth!

So now, instead of getting a safe job reporting or welding, his chosen profession, he will find himself in combat on the Ukraine war’s front lines.

The nerve of those Russians!

Senator Nicole Mitchell, Democrat from Minnesota, has been convicted of burglary. We already know her as a politician, therefore a liar, so nothing she says can hide her criminal nature.

At least if you were a Republican, you could say, “It’s OK. My president stole and lied, too, so it’s OK.”

But not if you are Democrat and have just criticized and badmouthed DJT.

I wouldn’t expect a whole lot of sympathy from the Commander-in-Chief.

It was Bagger Vance all over again today (yesterday) at the British Open when Captain Junuh (Shane Lowry) was practicing his backswing and his ball, resting awkwardly in the deep rough, moved.

It didn’t shudder.

It moved.

And Lowry was given a two-stroke penalty.

Scammers are always trying their ruses to cheat and steal money from people, targeting specifically, older people. I finally got so tired of scammers trying the same scam over and over, so finally, on the last call I answered, I snapped and when the female voice on the other end of the line told me they were following up on a health insurance inquiry I made, I said “Shut the fuck up. Go try and scam someone else you stupid bitch.”

I know.

Not cool, but like I said, I snapped.

There are several hardline MAGA fanatics who are not happy with the POTUS.

They got all fired up when the president started his war on illegal immigrants and also turned his attention to “cleaning up  the mess” which has become the athletic arena.

Now, as reality, legal opinions and decisions are made, they are starting to feel that he is not staying tough enough as he is forced to comply with the reality of the situation.

I understand you demand changes, but tell me something.

Who is going to do the housekeeping in Trump Tower or any of his other U.S. properties?

You?

Thought so.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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