When members of the media get bored, they start picking on people and things just to fill word counts.
Now, chubby little Selena Gomez is their target.
So she has a cerveza-belly and a lot of cherubim fat on her body.
Thunder thighs.
Big deal.
She’s in her thirties.
Happens to all of us.
It’s time to skip the beans and rice on the combo platter…
I was glad to see none other than Ms. Taylor Swift finally get mad enough to say something political.
She defended her friend with the same passion she pours into her music and so far her handlers have had her avoid any political affiliations, endorsements or condemnations. At a time when far too many people of celebrity are offering their unwanted political opinions, Taylor has kept herself above the fray.
Bruno Mars better watch his seis; he was stupid enough to insult the most successful entertainer the planet has ever seen (by “accident” he says) by referring to her as talentless.
Cuidado.
I think Taylor could force the diminutive Mars into a submission if they got into the Octagon…
She could also just go ahead and buy his entire music catalog (all four songs) and bury him as a footnote in music annals.
Even DJT with the deteriorating mind of a thirteen-year-old schoolgirl knows better than to raise her ire and the influence she surely carries with millions of people (voters).
Now we already know he is an idiot, but go ahead and piss her and all her Swifties off…
Here’s one for all you eggheads…
Scientists (guessers) say the universe is expanding?
No, it’s not.
Telescopes are just able to see farther now.
Dumbasses.
Still waiting on the full release of the Epstein files….
China has put their yuan where their mouth is, executing three child molesters in public.
Here, we have on basketball games while child molesters make the rules and run our country.
Big difference.
Watching these little video clips of different species of animals helping each other kind of makes you wish you were less human…
But when a human does something nice, polite or generous, they have to post about their “generosity” for all to see (look at me. Aren’t I great for helping someone?)
Fuck you.
When people start helping others with no cameras or self-aggrandizing, that’s what makes you great.
March Madness officially starts today and once again, I have filled out a bracket with all my best guesses.
I’m going with Alabama to win the championship when its all said and done.
Why?
No idea.
But my guess is as good as anybody’s.
Venezuela, World Baseball Classic champions, won the title over their American “conquerors” and all our millionaire athletes.
And we don’t just love the British; we copy them.
Not to be outdone by Jimmy Saville, who was knighted by that dumbass King Charlie, we have our own Jimmy Saville.
Except he is running our country.
Running our country, indeed.
Running it into the ground.
Stay well.
