Happy to report that idiot lame-duck Secretary of (losing) War Pedro Hegseth just said something, but since I don’t listen to anything he has to say, I don’t know what it was.
Congress will be going on “vacation” soon.
Vacation?
From what?
Kissing ass and bending over to eat the shit your failed attempt at revolution produced?
You must be exhausted, poor souls.
And when you return, prepare to “assume the position” once again.
And what about the idiots that actually believed a trump and lost their asses to another corrupt trump caper in the cryptocurrency market?
I can’t stop laughing.
I’ll most likely catch some crap for this, but I read about this or that person saying they were pansexual and so I thought, what the hell is pansexual?
So I looked it up.
Sexually attracted to both sexes.
Well then, what the hell is bisexual?
So I looked it up.
No difference.
Elon Musk tried to offer up a feeble bullshit excuse on why his Cybertruck was a big failure, as he prepared to pull the plug on it.
More lies.
You don’t “pull the plug” on successful enterprises.
It was refreshing to see that Colorado has ousted that idiot Lauren Boebert from office as the dominoes continue to fall.
We’re getting there…
Et tu Vladimir?
The World’s Oldest-looking Gerber BabyHead Vladimir Putin, is turning on his butt-buddy Fat Elvis.
He’s as desperate as trump as he refuses to face the fact that Ukraine is still kicking his ass.
Reuters is reporting that Porky has decided to cut food stamp benefits for more than six million recipients, so you can bet the next story out of the White House will be how he “lifted” six million people from food stamps.
No you didn’t.
You just removed them from the program.
California relented and backed off the billionaire tax as Prop 40 was defeated.
So if you see a bunch of blind fat people running around, you’ll know they tried cheating life with an injection of GLP-1.
It sounded too good to be true.
Newsweek says that cigarette smoking has caused life expectancies to drop amongst lower-educated people.
Once again, as always, they never throw pot smoking in with the endangered group.
Because pot won’t give you cancer and cause you to leave this sphere of existence with black lungs, fighting for oxygen.
And just be glad this isn’t the United States of Mark, because if it was, ANYONE who commits a crime against our laws should be given prison or deportation as the only two choices.
When you run for a political office and lose, no big deal, right?
You’ll get ‘em next time!
Except when you lose to a guy who has been dead for a couple weeks now.
Now granted, I am no expert on politics, but that doesn’t sound good.
And for the record, French Dip sandwiches are made with a sub roll (buttered and grilled), sliced roast beef, and au jus.
Period.
No cheese. No onions or ANYTHING else.
Stay well.
