Trump is having to wear hair extensions?
Lipstick on a pig.
A fat, ugly pig.
Madonna?
Give it up you old bat.
You were never that hot.
Kaitlan Collins is starting to grow on me.
Like the fungus on our corpulent Chief Executive’s hands and head.
She owes her career to Trump’s misogynist attacks on her and she also knows she has the power to get under his skin because she always confronts him with his Kryptonite—the truth.
She scares him to death.
I also love Senator Elizabeth Warren, and I think she would make an awesome president, but until she retires, she remains a voice of reason in our Congress and not one to kiss anyone’s ass.
Add DJT to the list of fat people trying to cheat life and circumvent a healthy diet and exercise by taking unpredictable weight-loss drugs. In one of my previous blogs I offered the president a sure-fire way to lose twenty pounds of unsightly fat by cutting off his own head.
But no takers.
Seven thousand marchers in San Francisco could be heard chanting in unison as they marched into a football stadium “Aussie boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender.”
I now have a new favorite team from Down Under that I hope wins the World Cup…
Tucker Carlson is another dumbass that needs to STFU. First he’s against Trump; then he switches his tune and becomes a fan. Now he is just a silly blathering idiot that nobody pays any attention to anymore, which is anathema to a former news anchor who lives for attention.
The president knows how he feels as he watched his once-fiercely loyal maga supporters walk out in droves as he spoke.
Better late than never I say.
The Russian military is threatening an armed uprising in an attempt to get that little lawn gnome Vladimir Putin to ‘fess up and tell them and the Russian people the truth about the war with Ukraine.
Maybe the military commanders will have more success fighting Putin, because the Ukrainians have kicked their asses in that not-so-funny joke of an absurd, “week-long” skirmish with Ukraine and their comedian leader who just ordered forty more days of deep strikes against Russia.
Funny ha-ha.
Putin better get out the old Google Russian-to-English Translator and find out the Russian equivalent of crying “uncle.”
And soon…
Fox News, once Trump sycophants, have made the switch, recently characterizing our pathetic, late-stage Alzheimer patient of a president as “an old elephant doing the same tricks.”
How flattering.
But true.
While all this other horseshit is going on, the layers of the onion are being peeled back further revealing…
A judge has ordered the unredacted Epstein files that this administration has done everything in its power to avoid being released.
You DO know what transparency is, don’t you?
Evidently, even the great Alexis Wilkes wasn’t enough to save the disaster that was Trump’s Freedom 250 state fair.
Who?
I know.
I still don’t know who she is, other than our drunkard FBI Director Kash Patel’s girlfriend and country singer wannabe.
God Bless America.
Stay well.
