Two to Tango

Brazil has temporarily slowed down the Rape, Pillage, and Plunder Tour currently operating as the trump administration by electing left-wing politician Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva as President over trump fave Flavio Bolsonaro. This will no doubt hinder. Or at least delay, trump from annexing all their natural resources for his own personal gain.

Not America’s gain.

After losing the election, Flavio has high-tailed it out of the country…

Respectfully, our vice-president Dipshit JD Vance needs to STFU.

It’s like he is taking stupid lessons from the Boss because every time he opens his yap the few people that are bothering to show up are starting to heckle him.

And this is in his home state of Ohio.

The end is nigh…

And that Democrat dumbass idiot foreigner Vivek Ramaswamy is giving a Master Class in how NOT to run a campaign.

He could go away and it would not bother me.

Well-deserved Ballon d’Or award for striker Harry Kane who was absolute money scoring and assisting his way through the record books.

Somebody get out the scissors (the little ones) to neuter that fool Secretary of Losing Wars Pedro Hegseth.

He should not reproduce.

I don’t trust Ilhan Omar.

There, I said what a lot of people are thinking to themselves.

But then again, my sixties and seventies naivete has long past worn off.

I don’t trust a lot of people these days.

Pat McAfee is another numbnuts that needs to STFU.

He is a very average ex-kicker that has used his loud, obnoxious, douchebag persona to attain a fourteen million-dollars-per-year contract out of ESPN and now the pussy has taken offense at the “treatment” he received at his recent stop at the University of Utah where he was called out for his loud, obnoxious, douchebag persona.

Can’t have your cake and eat it too, buddy.  

And exactly WHEN did the word “liberal” become a cuss word?

And why?

Definition: favorable to progress or reform.

Horrible.

And what is the antonym?

Oh yeah, Republican.

Can’t we all just get along?

That dumbass Benjamin Netanyahu is on shaky ground as initial numbers show voters in Israel are out in record numbers.

To the surprise of absolutely no one, he is already developing a false narrative

about a “stolen” election…

If he keeps defying judge’s orders and doesn’t comply with his subpoenas in the bullshit ten-billion-dollar defamation lawsuit he filed against the British Broadcasting CompanyStra, fuck it.

The case has to be dropped from the docket.

Next!

While the president continues to shine the spotlight away from his sycophants’ woeful showing in the midterms, Iran keeps attacking ships in the Strait of Hormuz.

Hey, didn’t he tell us we won that “war” a long time ago?

I guess we know WHO showed WHO!

It’s very cool to see my childhood favorite college football team, the UCLA Bruins, kicking ass this year.

I hope they can continue to do so.

It looks like my Fighting Irish football teams’ whole season comes down to the Miami game.

Go Irish!

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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