Hold on to Your Hats

If the rumors are true and Kim Jong-un has passed, the whacky sister is going to take over next.

She’s gonna make her brother look like a pussy before she’s done.

Meanwhile, Florida keeps extending its enviable record of killing criminals with number 18 now done and gone.

Every story I read lately about Manchester United is how they have their eyes” on this or that player to bring into the team and try and salvage a dismal start to the Premier League season.

Maybe you should shift your immediate focus to the football pitch instead where Como just kicked the shit out of the Red Devils 4-1 who only managed an extra-time goal against the onslaught that was the Como attack all match long.

Unacceptable.

You fucked up the transfer window, you tight-fisted, slow-witted pinheads, so to make up for your horrible overpayments to washed up or over-hyped players, you keep firing managers and blaming them for your failures as businessmen and women.

It’s obvious that your captain Bruno Fernandes has left the squad.

Maybe not physically, but it is evident his mind is elsewhere, perhaps anticipating his next destination, because he has definitely “left the building” mentally.

Carrick has him playing so many different roles to cover roster weaknesses: he’s dishing out assists, scoring goals, and sometimes dropping back and having to cover for an inconsistent midfield.

United didn’t even look like they deserved to be playing Champions League football on the same pitch as their Serie A opponents.

Just another embarrassment to continue the recent string of events.

Michael Carrick is showing great misuse of his front line personnel. It is obvious to anyone with eyes and a knowledge of the game, that the best striker on the club keeps getting sat down and watching rather than score some badly-needed goals for the anemic offense.

Play Benjamin Sesko.

I’m done with Marcus Rashford; so should the club.

Move on.

Amad is still a year away as is Kobbie Mainoo.

Dump Senn Lammens, Luke Shaw, Harry Maguire, and Lisandro Martinez.

Last year’s late-season heroics to make it to Champions League play got you there.

Now get your heads out of your asses and play with the excellence and pride of a Manchester United football club.

That dumbass foreigner Vivek Ramaswamy is learning how NOT to make personal attack political ads as he is trying in his losing battle with Amy Acton for Mike Dewine’s governorship. If he loses, I would look to his campaign manager as the first to be fired.

Stupid.

Two words explain trump’s infatuation with Vladimir Putin, ex-KGB thug and douchebag tyrant of Russia.

Penis envy.

While the Russians are laughing behind his back and calling him “Putin’s clown,” the president just dumbly smiles and thinks they are praising him when, in reality, they are mocking him and everyone in the world knows it…..except him.

And what could possibly be more important than finding Amelia Earhart’s lost plane?

I just don’t get it.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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