Alright ‘Fess Up!

Whose is it? Who left their blow on the tabletop in the White House? I know you can eliminate me from the list of potential suspects. I will and have lost my glasses, my driver’s licese, my passport, my car keys, my house keys, my wallet, you name it, I’ve lost it. I even lostContinue reading “Alright ‘Fess Up!”

Just Don’t

Sage advice indeed. When you see a small animal in the wild in need of help, you naturally want to pick them up and hold them in a sign of affection. Just don’t. You have taken them away from their natural family and ensured they will never again be able to live free like theyContinue reading “Just Don’t”

Independence Day

Not just a classic fun adventure movie, but our national holiday commemorating all the things this country once did and believed in, oh yeah, and an extra day off from work. I grew up part of my life on military bases, so patriotism was effortless exercise and especially when you are stationed overseas because thereContinue reading “Independence Day”

You Know I Love This

Another dumbass tourist ignoring signs that a hot spring would actually be hot, and so consequently she burns her hand. Good. The whole time this portly dipshit was trying to get a good stance, I was hoping she would  fall into the spring and burn to death. But that’s just me. Speaking of dumbasses, YellowstoneContinue reading “You Know I Love This”

Just Another Brick…

It’s not like there isn’t plenty to keep us occupied; no, the Supreme Court of the United States of America is now taking aim at Affirmative Action, as in eliminating it. I am neither Democrat or Republican, I prefer to think of myself as a member of the Free-Thinkers Party. Since I am sure IContinue reading “Just Another Brick…”

New Language

Let’s face it. As we (are supposed to) evolve, our lexicon changes, our perspective changes, and it’s happening all around us. I hear new terms and before I can react, I have to look up what it is I am reacting to. It took me years evidently, to realize that Karen was a pejorative termContinue reading “New Language”

And the Beat Goes On…

Sonny and Cher walkin’ the talk. Kansas is making it pretty clear what their thoughts are on the whole LGBTQ alphabet thingy. Not the place to go for many people. South Carolina just became the only State Supreme Court in the United States with all-male judges. So what do they do? They revisit the abortionContinue reading “And the Beat Goes On…”

Strike One

I always said that I thought Putin would be taken down by his own rather than in a foreign altercation. Not this time. After reading the capabilities of our Ohio-class submarines, at least what they share with us, that numb-nuts Putin better shut the fuck up and quit provoking the United States. But don’t believeContinue reading “Strike One”

I Cannot Fathom…

No, not the poorest of taste in jokes considering the latest tragedy of the deep bombarding us from every news outlet, but my knee-jerk reaction when I heard of the five souls lost at sea. Right out of a Netflix movie script, and you can believe there will be movies to come, the vessel wasContinue reading “I Cannot Fathom…”

What Have I Missed?

An English football club just won the insanely-difficult treble; they won the Premier League, the FA Cup, and now, the crowning Champions’ League. At least a Manchester team won, just not my Manchester team. Maybe next year for my Red Devils. I always swear off even looking at the website, but inevitably have to findContinue reading “What Have I Missed?”