Category Archives: respect

One Giant Leap

If not for mankind, it certainly was for Maddogg and his golf game. The day was perfect, an occasional soft wind at about 5 mph and the well-manicured greens were forgiving and I stepped up to the first tee where I promptly crushed it. I then bitch-slapped the ball a couple times and still outContinue reading “One Giant Leap”

Still Not Ready

I predicted it before the misguided advertising campaign of Anheuser-Busch which has led to the death of Bud Light. In the haste to be open, inclusive, and in an effort to improve the species, SOME true believers are swaying others with much less conviction, to confront, and more importantly, accept concepts they do not completelyContinue reading “Still Not Ready”

No Balls

Ron “No Balls” DeSantis was fired a strike right down the middle of the plate, ready for him to crush it but no, he whiffed. With the whole world watching (except me and the Domestic Despot) he was asked what differentiated himself from Donald Trump. (drum roll please) In his own illiterate way, he mangedContinue reading “No Balls”

I Find it Hard to Believe

That dipshit Trump is going to skip the Republican debates. Oh, I get the political strategy; he is so far ahead of anyone in the party he doesn’t NEED the debates and wants to maintain the illusion of distance, and what stupid-ass thing can he say that we haven’t heard his dumb-ass self spew before?Continue reading “I Find it Hard to Believe”

Gone But Not Forgotten…

I hope you didn’t forget me, but I have been swamped putting together and pulling off a charity benefit adoption event and concert for the local Humane Society. It was not a piece of cake. Unforseen circumstances, as in a death in the family and the absolute worst thing a committed performer can do: no-call,Continue reading “Gone But Not Forgotten…”

Why Bother?

All the time and money being wasted in a fruitless effort to keep fucking with that bloviating gasbag Trump. You know nothing will come of it. NOT because he is innocent, hell no. Because he has spent years building his paper kingdom, and it is stacked with his remaining psycophants who were not born withContinue reading “Why Bother?”

You Know I Love This

Another dumbass tourist ignoring signs that a hot spring would actually be hot, and so consequently she burns her hand. Good. The whole time this portly dipshit was trying to get a good stance, I was hoping she would  fall into the spring and burn to death. But that’s just me. Speaking of dumbasses, YellowstoneContinue reading “You Know I Love This”

You Don’t Say!

A year ago you couldn’t avoid stories about BabyHead Putin’s fuck-up of an “invasion.” They were everywhere. But the big news ended up being the resolve of the Ukrainian people and their allies as they proudly defended their country. So I am thinking that they faced that bald little bastard Putin’s best shot and handledContinue reading “You Don’t Say!”

You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

A former president of the United States being charged and indicted for a series of crimes he was found guilty for. It might just be me, but I can’t help but feel that his candidacy for president is lacking the mad approval ratings and popular groundswell he enjoyed in 2016. That, and the fact thereContinue reading “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up”