What if… All the rich people who have installed (hopefully) life-saving bunkers of their own in the event of a major catastrophe were actually setting themselves up for a slow, torturous, inevitable baking of their flesh while all the rest of us had already been vaporized instantly? That’s really one of the very few waysContinue reading “What Was I Thinking?”
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Daydreams or Nightmares?
People dream of going to the Caribbean for beautiful beaches, unbelievable sunsets, and vacations of a lifetime. Or you could get murdered. The murder rate is going through the roof at holiday destinations in the Caribbean, yet it hasn’t seemed to slow the flow of tourists. Murder be damned, where’s the lazy river? Some dumbassContinue reading “Daydreams or Nightmares?”
Warning Signs
California has issued a warning to people to “stay out of the water” due to tides and dangerous rip currents. But if they are still alive, I would bet that a few of my old surf buddies are paddling out as we speak… That’s like driving all the way to Wally World only to findContinue reading “Warning Signs”
Horse Sense
Where else but Texas? Neo-Nazi Governor Greg Abbott calls the legislators to assemble and vote on the Almost Final Solution whereby they rearrange district boundaries that will allow the Republicans to overcome the advantage and gain five more seats. So the Democrats run away and play hide-and-seek. What are you, idiots? Four years old? ThatContinue reading “Horse Sense”
