My boy the little bald lawn gnome Putin has decided to kill more of his generals. If he keeps this up, who will welcome a promotion the next time around? So the Russians keep fucking with our drones; come on Biden, do something. I get so tired of hearing stories how countries (go ahead pickContinue reading “No Clue”
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No Clue
My boy the little bald lawn gnome Putin has decided to kill more of his generals. If he keeps this up, who will welcome a promotion the next time around? So the Russians keep fucking with our drones; come on Biden, do something. I get so tired of hearing stories how countries (go ahead pickContinue reading “No Clue”
Crybaby
Growing up, I was told not to cry; it was a sign of weakness. Real men didn’t cry. When my Little League team lost the game which would have sent us to Williamsport, PA and the Little League World Series, I cried. But not in front of anyone. I didn’t want to be accused ofContinue reading “Crybaby”
Don’t Ya Just Hate it When…
People use their “platform” to shove their beliefs, be they from the religious, business, or political arena, IN YOUR FACE? Ben and Jerry shut the fuck up about politics. You are ice cream makers. Why do people feel cheated if you merely listen to whatever horseshit viewpoint they have? What? You don’t AGREE with me?Continue reading “Don’t Ya Just Hate it When…”
Alright ‘Fess Up!
Whose is it? Who left their blow on the tabletop in the White House? I know you can eliminate me from the list of potential suspects. I will and have lost my glasses, my driver’s licese, my passport, my car keys, my house keys, my wallet, you name it, I’ve lost it. I even lostContinue reading “Alright ‘Fess Up!”
Independence Day
Not just a classic fun adventure movie, but our national holiday commemorating all the things this country once did and believed in, oh yeah, and an extra day off from work. I grew up part of my life on military bases, so patriotism was effortless exercise and especially when you are stationed overseas because thereContinue reading “Independence Day”
You Know I Love This
Another dumbass tourist ignoring signs that a hot spring would actually be hot, and so consequently she burns her hand. Good. The whole time this portly dipshit was trying to get a good stance, I was hoping she would fall into the spring and burn to death. But that’s just me. Speaking of dumbasses, YellowstoneContinue reading “You Know I Love This”
And the Beat Goes On…
Sonny and Cher walkin’ the talk. Kansas is making it pretty clear what their thoughts are on the whole LGBTQ alphabet thingy. Not the place to go for many people. South Carolina just became the only State Supreme Court in the United States with all-male judges. So what do they do? They revisit the abortionContinue reading “And the Beat Goes On…”
Strike One
I always said that I thought Putin would be taken down by his own rather than in a foreign altercation. Not this time. After reading the capabilities of our Ohio-class submarines, at least what they share with us, that numb-nuts Putin better shut the fuck up and quit provoking the United States. But don’t believeContinue reading “Strike One”
You Don’t Say!
A year ago you couldn’t avoid stories about BabyHead Putin’s fuck-up of an “invasion.” They were everywhere. But the big news ended up being the resolve of the Ukrainian people and their allies as they proudly defended their country. So I am thinking that they faced that bald little bastard Putin’s best shot and handledContinue reading “You Don’t Say!”
