I have no idea what it is, the water, the air, whatever, but I have become a songwriting machine as of late. I wrote my very first song, That’s When Hiawatha Made a Little Running Deer Outta Me. when I was twelve, but only our yet-to-be-born history buff will be able to tell you that.Continue reading “Songwriting Class”
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Morsels From My Mind
I see Phoenix is cleaning up the tent city that has sprouted up in the downtown area. Where are they moving it to? Leasing hotel rooms? For how long? Once again, I have the solution and it is, at the risk of blowing my own horn, brilliant. Put the homeless to work and train themContinue reading “Morsels From My Mind”
The Call
I was lying around the house on a lazy Sunday morning smoking some kickass Sativa and being picked on (for no good reason, I’m sure) by Karen, the Domestic Despot. She was complaining because all I was doing was getting stoned and travelling to golf with my buddies, scattered across the country. I kept tellingContinue reading “The Call”
One Man’s Lemon…
You know the expression. I saw a clickbait story about how some woman was freaked out and called the standing for the national anthem of random restaurant patrons a “dangerous” situation. She is what the fuck is wrong with this country. Prime example one. Why would you feel uncomfortable or at risk because of thisContinue reading “One Man’s Lemon…”
I LOVE GOOGLE!
Okay. Since I wrote that I hated Google previously, I feel obliged to backtrack on my stance. After writing about how inept my situation was being handled, come to find out, it was ME who was fucking up and I kept getting my passwords jumbled. I still do not use it as the “end allContinue reading “I LOVE GOOGLE!”
You Don’t Say…
Evidently, some Harvard-educated expert has three words to say to someone who is rude for you. So do I. And they start with “kiss” and end with “my ass!” Duh. So a story about a woman who only spent twenty bucks for a dress that she wore to several weddings that had everyone talking. Yeah,Continue reading “You Don’t Say…”
The Way I See It
I saw a story about the things you need to be doing to improve your short and long term memory and I guess my own personal recipe differs somewhat. The first thing they offer is chunking, or basically attaching significance to small groups of information to use as building blocks. The first thing I offerContinue reading “The Way I See It”
Once Again I Was Right
Too much, too soon. America, in it’s zeal to stand up on a soap box, beat its chest, and proclaim: “We are inclusive, open-minded, and the United States of America embraces everyone and everything under the sun,” blah, blah, blah… Really? With identity such a hot topic, I hear hate speech every day it seems.Continue reading “Once Again I Was Right”
What Did You Expect?
That goofball Kevin McCarthy, the ersatz Speaker of the House, is fucking up again. After the biggest joke of EIGHT different elections to get elected, he is being laughed at by his political peers and evidently, has as much grasp of legislation as do my two Cocker Spaniels Bruiser and Murphy. They are dogs (don’tContinue reading “What Did You Expect?”
Two Down, More to Come
My new band Sedona is still searching for a drummer. Not that we aren’t trying (I know; double negative shame on me). The first audition we conducted was almost an hour north, so I went up thinking this guy better be the shit because it’s a long way to go if he’s not. He’s not.Continue reading “Two Down, More to Come”
