So far, we are in a pink cloud syndrome since we moved to Ohio. My decision to move Domestic Despot Osama bin KAREN closer to her family is validated every time I see her face light up at the sight of her sister and her nieces and nephews. Every time I look outside or driveContinue reading “We’re Not in Kansas Anymore”
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Where Are You Now?
I was blessed with eidetic memory of sorts. I can remember the most minute details of things when I was TOO YOUNG to have any sort of memory collection. I mean, smells, real memories of events, people, even animal encounters. I know, crazy right? I even take it to the nth degree as you canContinue reading “Where Are You Now?”
Turn the Page
Not only a badass Bob Seger song, but a lesson to us all. Turn the page. How long will the politicians continue their ridiculously antiquated us-against-them infantile horseshit? Republicans’ asses are chafed because Obama kicked their asses and now here comes Joltin’ Joe from Kokomo. Democrats are chafed because Trump outmaneuvered and out campaigned themContinue reading “Turn the Page”
A Good Night’s Sleep
Ah yes, I remember it well. My lifetime sleep pattern is the kind of crazy bullshit that goes through my mind when I am blissfully stoned. Old school Panama Red. Red clay hash-tasting Redbud. 24% THC. Very happy stone. Hello Guvna! Hello! My very first sleep pattern had to be like all babies, but IContinue reading “A Good Night’s Sleep”
The ‘Barrel
My first Sunday in Ohio in 31 years, and I will definitely find a church to worship at. It is hard to go a mile without seeing at least one church in these here parts. Since I can’t practice at full strength in the hotel room, I have to grab time when I get it.Continue reading “The ‘Barrel”
Games and Friends
I picked up a nice little Ibanez acoustic electric guitar today, and it felt good to make my fingertips sore again. I’ll have to find a place to practice. I would lose myself in one of the many green Metroparks, but it is just too damn muggy for that. Is anyone watching the Olympics? BigContinue reading “Games and Friends”
The Man in the Mirror
Finally. The inspection has been done, and we’re getting closer…. I got all our papers signed, sealed, and delivered to quote a badass Stevie Wonder song from my childhood. I go to a national office supply store to fax in our mortgage app. Five times. I shit you not, I was that stoned. I goContinue reading “The Man in the Mirror”
New Guitar Time
While we are in the hurry-up-and-wait mode to close our house, I cannot wait until my shipped guitar gets here. I was planning on getting another acoustic-electric with which to gig with and I can just use my Ovation for practice. So I will go check out what Guitar Center has on hand and seeContinue reading “New Guitar Time”
Abandoned
This was my second-ever post I made two years ago: What the fuck is the matter with people? That dumbfuck who tried to leave his dog on the side of the road should be put down. For the good of humanity, as well as the animal world, he needs to go. God Bless the familyContinue reading “Abandoned”
Culling the Herd
As the Covid virus continues to morph into more transmittable deadly strains like the Delta variant, once again crippling our nation, there are still people (more than half of the US population) who are not getting vaccinated. Fine. More for the rest of us. I wouldn’t kiss your ass to get a shot, because frankly,Continue reading “Culling the Herd”
