Iran just made another nuclear threat. Ho-hum. The new Ayatollah of Rock-n-rolla Khamenei says “something big” will happen in retaliation for another U.S. or Israeli strike against his country. I remember the days when we would instantly laugh and discount such threats as empty, but not after 9/11. That bald little lawn gnome Putin threwContinue reading “Table Scraps”
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The Latest Buzz
That bald little lawn gnome Vladimir Putin keeps making the president mad, and every time he does, off goes another shipment of weapons and other objects of death to Ukraine, so I might just be an old country boy, but I think Putin was incorrect saying Russia would end the war “in three weeks.” Don’tContinue reading “The Latest Buzz”
I’ll Take Mine Rare
“Experts” warn of a dangerous shift in societal norms. Experts? If you are so expert, why are you just now noticing this “dangerous shift?” Hell, it’s been going on since 1/6/2024. Or are you too “expert” to notice? Douchebags. Watching Italian Janik Sinner whip Carlos Alcaraz in the Wimbledon’s Men’s Singles Tennis Championship was aContinue reading “I’ll Take Mine Rare”
All Hands on Deck
The owner of a restaurant is being forced to pay over three million dollars to a Sous Chef for the torment and physical abuse he suffered under the restaurant’s Executive Chef for two and a half years. Although I was fortunate enough to work for owners with very deep pockets, I would never put atContinue reading “All Hands on Deck”
My Take
At a White House dinner for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, our very own CIA Director John Ratcliffe was observed by the media as “acting strangely.” He stared blankly at his empty plate and seemed to be in another world completely. His mood oscillated between smiling laughter to confusion. Now you can say what youContinue reading “My Take”
Ripped From the Headlines
A tourist fell into an active volcano when she lost her footing. The initial autopsy ruled she succumbed to her injuries, bleeding out in about twenty minutes. Twenty minutes. Think of that: you have broken your arms and legs which are bleeding and you helplessly slowly bleed out as a toxic cloud floats overhead. AddContinue reading “Ripped From the Headlines”
Brace Yourself
The Russian head of the Ministry of Oil has “fallen out of a window” (oops!) as have many people who found themselves in disfavor with none other than that little bald lawn gnome Putin. Oh yeah. He left a suicide note. Right. Talk about blowing my mind… France is placing a ban on smoking inContinue reading “Brace Yourself”
All Over It
Come and Get It
I saw that episode of Law and Order. I don’t know what the maximum sentence in Colorado is for 191 counts of corpse abuse, and let’s not forget federal fraud charges, but I hope it’s a lot and I hope they give the guilty funeral director the max. The stones on this guy. He throwsContinue reading “Come and Get It”
No News is Good News
So we have plenty of news. I guess flying under the radar is the fact that we are bombing Iran’s nuclear facilities. Now I understand that kind of frivolity if you are 98 years old and dying by the minute, and you are fine with calling it a day. But for the rest of us,Continue reading “No News is Good News”
