If not for mankind, it certainly was for Maddogg and his golf game. The day was perfect, an occasional soft wind at about 5 mph and the well-manicured greens were forgiving and I stepped up to the first tee where I promptly crushed it. I then bitch-slapped the ball a couple times and still outContinue reading “One Giant Leap”
Category Archives: death
No Balls
Ron “No Balls” DeSantis was fired a strike right down the middle of the plate, ready for him to crush it but no, he whiffed. With the whole world watching (except me and the Domestic Despot) he was asked what differentiated himself from Donald Trump. (drum roll please) In his own illiterate way, he mangedContinue reading “No Balls”
I Find it Hard to Believe
That dipshit Trump is going to skip the Republican debates. Oh, I get the political strategy; he is so far ahead of anyone in the party he doesn’t NEED the debates and wants to maintain the illusion of distance, and what stupid-ass thing can he say that we haven’t heard his dumb-ass self spew before?Continue reading “I Find it Hard to Believe”
Cooling Off
With our planet being slowly broasted, people are dying everywhere. From heat. We hear of huge physical disasters claiming hundreds, sometimes thousands of lives. Earthquakes. Tornadoes. Hurricanes. But the number one weather condition that claims the most lives is none other than heat. I think of all the weather conditions, I would rather die fromContinue reading “Cooling Off”
Gone But Not Forgotten…
I hope you didn’t forget me, but I have been swamped putting together and pulling off a charity benefit adoption event and concert for the local Humane Society. It was not a piece of cake. Unforseen circumstances, as in a death in the family and the absolute worst thing a committed performer can do: no-call,Continue reading “Gone But Not Forgotten…”
How Bad? Puhleeze
How bad do you think you have it in this country? Bad enough to climb on to the rudder of an oceangoing vessel to points unknown? Two Nigerians did just that to escape the poverty and injustices in their homeland. So shut the fuck up and appreciate what you have. With the Domestic Despot staunchlyContinue reading “How Bad? Puhleeze”
Why Bother?
Why do we go the extra mile, above and beyond, and exceed expectations? Overemphasis on winning, or in my own case, hatred of losing? Now I am discounting the J. Pierpont Finches of the business world. You know them. The guys (or gals) that can’t find their ass with both hands, do mediocre work (atContinue reading “Why Bother?”
And a Heartfelt Thank You
Since I am always giving public figures a load of crap when I am able, it’s time to mend my ways, but first… Every time a serial killer’s victim is held in the bottom of a dry well, and every time she looks at the different colored bloody broken fingernails of the failed efforts ofContinue reading “And a Heartfelt Thank You”
Good Boy
If you don’t think that my state is white, even the dogs don’t like blacks. Ask the truck driver that was pulled over who ended up as a meal for the K-9 police officer. If you got a chance to watch the video, I could not make out the audio very good, but it lookedContinue reading “Good Boy”
Happenings
They are putting up a two-billion dollar amusement park amid all the hustle and bustle of northeast Oklahoma, just off Route 66. Over by that old steer skull. Talk about setting yourself up for failure. Imagine jumping on a plane, exotic locales and lush tropical gardens dancing through your head as you lay back toContinue reading “Happenings”
