Oh boy, where do you start? Selfish more than anything. I always made sure my dog and I always had the best food, liquor, and drugs and we always had a nice place to stay. And did we meet some interesting people. But I only ever got close to one girl I met on theContinue reading “How Stupid Was I?”
Category Archives: England
Down, But Not Out
I wasn’t feeling bad at all, having played an hour-long set at a new bar that wants to attract new patrons. My dinner consisted of a 4 oz piece of T-bone steak and exactly 10 Tater Tots (yes I counted them). I was sick as a dog on Friday night and I thought I wasContinue reading “Down, But Not Out”
It’s Not Like it Used to Be
Nothing is. Nor should it be. I say that wistfully, after getting a glimpse of the upcoming Derby Day clash between my beloved Manchester United Red Devils and the powder blue faggots from Manchester City. I am a lot of things, but I am not stupid. If I was still a betting man, I wouldContinue reading “It’s Not Like it Used to Be”
Le Dans Macabre
More than five-hundred mass shootings in The Greatest Country on Earth….. So far. What a tragedy. A beautiful 440-lb. brown bear was euthanized because human swine, deserving of loss of life, decided they were obviously raised by bovine grandparents and simian parents and had to throw out their trash and garbage uncovered and littered throughoutContinue reading “Le Dans Macabre”
I Find it Hard to Believe
That dipshit Trump is going to skip the Republican debates. Oh, I get the political strategy; he is so far ahead of anyone in the party he doesn’t NEED the debates and wants to maintain the illusion of distance, and what stupid-ass thing can he say that we haven’t heard his dumb-ass self spew before?Continue reading “I Find it Hard to Believe”
Just Me Being Me
So the Joe Biden family is staying at a place up on Lake Tahoe. I wonder if it is the same place the Corleone family stayed… The friggin’ planet is ON FIRE, but there’s no global warming. Right. I am going to reserve judgement until I get ther full story, but tragedy struck a fourteenContinue reading “Just Me Being Me”
Gone But Not Forgotten…
I hope you didn’t forget me, but I have been swamped putting together and pulling off a charity benefit adoption event and concert for the local Humane Society. It was not a piece of cake. Unforseen circumstances, as in a death in the family and the absolute worst thing a committed performer can do: no-call,Continue reading “Gone But Not Forgotten…”
Odds and Ends
In 2019 a guy in Texas shoots and kills twenty-three people at a Walmart. Four years later, justice, and I use that term very loosely, is meted out. For the domestic terorrist act which was also enhanced by the hate crime designation, the person, and I use THAT term very loosely, was given ninety, countContinue reading “Odds and Ends”
Don’t Ya Just Hate it When…
People use their “platform” to shove their beliefs, be they from the religious, business, or political arena, IN YOUR FACE? Ben and Jerry shut the fuck up about politics. You are ice cream makers. Why do people feel cheated if you merely listen to whatever horseshit viewpoint they have? What? You don’t AGREE with me?Continue reading “Don’t Ya Just Hate it When…”
Strike One
I always said that I thought Putin would be taken down by his own rather than in a foreign altercation. Not this time. After reading the capabilities of our Ohio-class submarines, at least what they share with us, that numb-nuts Putin better shut the fuck up and quit provoking the United States. But don’t believeContinue reading “Strike One”
