One of the Dumbass Doctors—Phil or Oz (I can’t remember which) has posited that with the age expectancy climbing, the first person who will reach 200 years of age in their lifetime has already been born. Can you friggin’ even imagine being two-hundred? If you are young, of course not. Hell, you probably can’t evenContinue reading “Age is Just a Number”
Tag Archives: Kristi Noem
The Town Crier
Am I the only one getting tired of musicians telling us what their political views are? I could give two you-know-whats what your thoughts are on the socialism vs. communism debate. Shut up and play the guitar Aristotle. Forget A.I. technology. We have the “discombobulator” which allowed us to take down Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro.Continue reading “The Town Crier”
If Worse Comes to Worst
There are those that will tell you it already has, but let’s take a closer look at the “worst-case scenario” with our current “leadership” in charge. Total planetary annihilation. Oops. Bad idea. I don’t wanna be your buzzkill today. That would make for a very short blog post anyway. So, it takes a change inContinue reading “If Worse Comes to Worst”
Hold On
That nerdy little gamer son of yours now has another potential conduit for his gaming ”skills.” Military drone operator. Except these aren’t little electronic dots and blips he’s dealing with; these are real bombs killing real people. Real bombs bombing real hospitals and schools. If they are great gamers, they will be great at killingContinue reading “Hold On”
‘Tis the Season
Everybody looking for dirt on the president due to his past association with Jeffrey Epstein and all this time it was the horny British royals don’t ya know? “Don’t lend them any money.” That’s what I used to tell someone when speaking about a soon-to-be-ex-employee. With the unspoken because they won’t be around long enoughContinue reading “‘Tis the Season”
What Was I Thinking?
What if… All the rich people who have installed (hopefully) life-saving bunkers of their own in the event of a major catastrophe were actually setting themselves up for a slow, torturous, inevitable baking of their flesh while all the rest of us had already been vaporized instantly? That’s really one of the very few waysContinue reading “What Was I Thinking?”
Gotcha!
The dumbass who burned down Pacific Palisades, California was arrested near his Orlando, Florida home. Unlike most fires there is an actual name we can point to and say, “this person is solely responsible for the fire and the ensuing damage.” Thanks for visiting California, Jonathan. It will be harder to burn anywhere else downContinue reading “Gotcha!”
Not in a Million Years
Now there’s pirates and then there are dumbass pirates. It was a couple small groups of the latter that decided to attack and rob a U.S. warship off the coast of Somalia. Now they are fish food. How about we take the gloves off and replace all those silly little water hoses with lasers? NoContinue reading “Not in a Million Years”
Pardon the Interruption
Those funny little TikTok challenges are funny alright—until they are not. Three teens are lucky they were not killed when they rang the wrong doorbell in Texas, but it could be Anywhere, U.S.A. It’s not the same world, so you can’t act the same. But it IS Texas and you just don’t go trying homeContinue reading “Pardon the Interruption”
The Latest Buzz
That bald little lawn gnome Vladimir Putin keeps making the president mad, and every time he does, off goes another shipment of weapons and other objects of death to Ukraine, so I might just be an old country boy, but I think Putin was incorrect saying Russia would end the war “in three weeks.” Don’tContinue reading “The Latest Buzz”
