Some dumbass in Oklahoma (where else?) is being put to death thirteen years after he set a “beloved” grandmother on fire. Jeez. I wonder what he’d do if he really, really loved her? Dumbass Thomas David Carruth, a 64-year old former judge, will sit in jail for the next two years as part of hisContinue reading “Kings and Dumbasses”
Category Archives: Emotions
That’s It!
To quote the great navigator Popeye, “That’s all I can stands, I can’t stands no more!” Ruben Amorim must go. Manchester United looked like a bunch of aimless idiots against Tottenham, a team that has somehow managed less points than the Red Devils in the Premier League. If the league season were a few matchesContinue reading “That’s It!”
Come and Get It
Equipment failure. Passenger issues. Pilot error. Kind of makes me glad I don’t fly anywhere anymore. Way too much drama, and before you ask, the answer is “hell no!” if you want me to give up my 1st class seat. For ANY reason, unless you happen to be holding a gun on me. A newContinue reading “Come and Get It”
I Don’t Get It
Eighteen years old and getting ready to attend high school prom. No prom. Shot in the back. Dead. The kids who were with him said that they were just “playing a prank” in an attempt to get some views on TikTok. Oh, I get it. Haha. Details. Yes, by all means, DO sweat the smallContinue reading “I Don’t Get It”
Move Along
Nothing to see here. Except maybe Steph Curry doing things that only he can as the Golden State Warriors go into Houston and take down the scrappy Rockets in game seven of their Western Conference playoff series. Or Caitlin Clark launching (nothing but net) logo three-pointers as thousands of little girls watch on. I absolutelyContinue reading “Move Along”
Without Fail
No matter how great you think you are, there is always someone, somewhere out there, who is better. I saw it a lot of it growing up as I started competitive tackle football at age seven. I would have started at age six, but I was caught trying to forge my parents’ signatures on theContinue reading “Without Fail”
Guidelines
You know I was raised in the fine dining arena beginning with a formal internship with a top French Chef. He was a local hero, a renown ex-member of the French Culinary Olympic Team and he pulled me aside at the end of my hiring interview. “Follow my guidelines and flourish,” he said in French,Continue reading “Guidelines”
Goings On
New York Governor Kathy Hochul denounced the taping of swastikas on Albany GOP headquarters and labelled the actions “unacceptable.” Ouch. It doesn’t get any harsher than that. The crap that passes for news these days… A story starts, Extraterrestrial aircraft identified in the California sky. First of all, no, you didn’t. Second of all, hey,Continue reading “Goings On”
Keep Up
The United Kingdom is the latest country to take off the mask and show their true colors as they have excluded anyone other than biological females to be legally considered girls or women. Trust me, it won’t stop with the UK. The president is not letting go of the trans girls (I honestly don’t knowContinue reading “Keep Up”
Be Very Careful
I guess “Oops, sorry” isn’t cutting it. Neither are sayings like “if you want to make an omelet, you have to break a few eggs.” For illegally deported citizen Ilmar Garcia, it certainly doesn’t do it. Just don’t ask White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, one of the president’s Killer Blonde Squad. She’ll quote youContinue reading “Be Very Careful”
