Lego says their new billion dollar plant they are building in Vietnam will be “all green.” Talk about a load. How can it be all green if those indestructible pieces made of nothing natural from this planet are being produced there? If you’ve ever had the pleasure of stepping on a few of them youContinue reading “Stay With Me Now”
Category Archives: Satire
Just Another Brick in the Wall
We have spent all those millions of dollars constructing the wall on our southern border and now, it seems, there is no need for further construction. The answer was under our noses the entire time. Just make this country even more unlivable, miserable and dangerous for immigrants than it is in their own country andContinue reading “Just Another Brick in the Wall”
Celebrations
Who doesn’t love a good celebration? Who cares what for, a gathering of people with smiles on their faces cheering for a common good. Nothing better than that. But there’s always that one asshole… It’s hilarious when someone celebrates too soon, only to lose their “sure victory” at the last second. If ever there wasContinue reading “Celebrations”
Now You’ve Done It
Austria has gone ahead and issued a “warning” to Republican states that there will be “retaliation” by the country in response to the recent Trump-imposed tariffs. Better go to Costco and buy about five-hundred of those little cans of Vienna sausages now. I don’t give a damn how good he can shoot a basketball, JaContinue reading “Now You’ve Done It”
Buzzkill
Negative people. Immovable antiquated ideologies. Wasted time. You can kind of understand those people out in the desert who are in a hurry to get to the Ultimate. I mean have you seen that place? Anyplace has got to be better than there. Make up your mind, Georgia. You want to be the most redneckContinue reading “Buzzkill”
Hello Again
My money is on California to be the next state to flip from Democratic to Republican if the antics of their beleaguered governor Gavin Newsome give any indication. Nothing surprises me in our political arena anymore. Take that dumbass New York governor Kathy Hochul whose dumbass solution to a low staffing problem caused by herContinue reading “Hello Again”
The Hits Just Keep on Coming
Just when I thought I’d heard it all, I read about a guy in South Carolina who is trying to avoid justice by claiming he is a “sovereign citizen” and therefore not answerable to any court of law in the United States. Well, he is somewhat answerable. He’s been sitting on Death Row and theyContinue reading “The Hits Just Keep on Coming”
Ready, Set…
Talk about lazy. The storyline is why a certain union leader, who once backed Kamala Harris, the Democratic nominee who failed in her bid to defeat Donald Trump in the recent presidential election, has switched to supporting Donald Trump. It doesn’t take a genius (although, ahem, you happen to be in luck) but I willContinue reading “Ready, Set…”
Easy Does It
I remember when timeshares were the big thing and how they absolutely blew up in the eighties and nineties. And somewhere in the contract execution, people were getting screwed over left and right, caught in a cycle of never-ending escalating payments and fees that just got stupid. A Michigan couple is being reminded (once again)Continue reading “Easy Does It”
Pride
Normal pride is good, healthy even. It is only when it traverses the boundaries of decency into the realm of hubris and arrogance that it is counter-productive. Cry all you want about the economy and the active and impending tariffs, but one good thing to come out of it (well, two actually). 1) people areContinue reading “Pride”
