If not for mankind, it certainly was for Maddogg and his golf game. The day was perfect, an occasional soft wind at about 5 mph and the well-manicured greens were forgiving and I stepped up to the first tee where I promptly crushed it. I then bitch-slapped the ball a couple times and still outContinue reading “One Giant Leap”
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You Know I Can’t Help Myself
I won’t jump on board the internet bandwagon about more idiots spawned from Satan’s concubines and the obvious lack of class and intelligence they displayed in Yellowstone National Park as they encroached on a bison and thought (if that word could ever be associated with these douchebag dumbasses) it would be cute to do so.Continue reading “You Know I Can’t Help Myself”
Blind Drunk
The clickbait story was Scientists Shatter Long-held Belief About Drinking Alcohol. So of course, I clicked on it. What a load. They come up with some really stupid conclusions that make me think exactly who was the test population? In my early twenties, I really thought I was something. I would NEVER sleep with anythingContinue reading “Blind Drunk”
Still Not Ready
I predicted it before the misguided advertising campaign of Anheuser-Busch which has led to the death of Bud Light. In the haste to be open, inclusive, and in an effort to improve the species, SOME true believers are swaying others with much less conviction, to confront, and more importantly, accept concepts they do not completelyContinue reading “Still Not Ready”
No Balls
Ron “No Balls” DeSantis was fired a strike right down the middle of the plate, ready for him to crush it but no, he whiffed. With the whole world watching (except me and the Domestic Despot) he was asked what differentiated himself from Donald Trump. (drum roll please) In his own illiterate way, he mangedContinue reading “No Balls”
I Find it Hard to Believe
That dipshit Trump is going to skip the Republican debates. Oh, I get the political strategy; he is so far ahead of anyone in the party he doesn’t NEED the debates and wants to maintain the illusion of distance, and what stupid-ass thing can he say that we haven’t heard his dumb-ass self spew before?Continue reading “I Find it Hard to Believe”
Just Me Being Me
So the Joe Biden family is staying at a place up on Lake Tahoe. I wonder if it is the same place the Corleone family stayed… The friggin’ planet is ON FIRE, but there’s no global warming. Right. I am going to reserve judgement until I get ther full story, but tragedy struck a fourteenContinue reading “Just Me Being Me”
Initials
We call everything by it’s initials since we are a very lazy society in general. In recent news, SBF was denied bail in NYC for his role in FTX and his fucking over people to the tune of billions of dollars. I bet if you made him turn his hands over, you wouldn’t find aContinue reading “Initials”
Gone But Not Forgotten…
I hope you didn’t forget me, but I have been swamped putting together and pulling off a charity benefit adoption event and concert for the local Humane Society. It was not a piece of cake. Unforseen circumstances, as in a death in the family and the absolute worst thing a committed performer can do: no-call,Continue reading “Gone But Not Forgotten…”
How Bad? Puhleeze
How bad do you think you have it in this country? Bad enough to climb on to the rudder of an oceangoing vessel to points unknown? Two Nigerians did just that to escape the poverty and injustices in their homeland. So shut the fuck up and appreciate what you have. With the Domestic Despot staunchlyContinue reading “How Bad? Puhleeze”
