Now he’s going after guns. Guns. You know that will be met with more than a touch of resistance, as if we need another reason to rile us up in this country. Idiots all across America will bring out their old Civics books from the closet, quoting the Second Amendment to back up their secondaryContinue reading “Stay Out of The Water”
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Presto! Change-o!
If only it were that simple. Not quite the Boston Tea Party, but it’s a start. Some anti-ICE protesters took over a hotel lobby in New York City to protest their housing of federal ICE agents. I’m sure the student working part-time on the reservation desk didn’t make the policy. Or the night maintenance guy.Continue reading “Presto! Change-o!”
Why Bother?
It looks like the First Lady is not quite the popular draw she thought she’d be after releasing her self-titled 75-million-dollar-box-office BOMB. It doesn’t help that she has the personality of a grapefruit. But she does have six-inch stilettos. This is rich. The president is blaming his recent dip in popularity in polls on “badContinue reading “Why Bother?”
If Worse Comes to Worst
There are those that will tell you it already has, but let’s take a closer look at the “worst-case scenario” with our current “leadership” in charge. Total planetary annihilation. Oops. Bad idea. I don’t wanna be your buzzkill today. That would make for a very short blog post anyway. So, it takes a change inContinue reading “If Worse Comes to Worst”
Nobody Gets Out Alive
I understand. I understand being steadfast and sticking to your convictions. That dumbass Governor Kathy Hochul from New York decided to refuse federal assistance prior to the recent cold wave affecting the country. She showed them. Three of her citizens paid the price for her pride. With their lives. Just like the 31,000 and countingContinue reading “Nobody Gets Out Alive”
They Said it Couldn’t be Done
I am certainly not trying to jinx anything, but there is now a small flame of hope burning in Old Trafford. Just a couple matches into Michael Carrick’s interim caretaker manager audition for the Manchester United Red Devils and at long last, I sense a renewed excitement on the pitch and in the team afterContinue reading “They Said it Couldn’t be Done”
Time to Take Off the Gloves
Is it too much to ask? I just wanna get really stoned, wake up and find out that it is 2028 already. Let it be over. Please. Now DHS Secretary Kristi Noem’s ICE are arresting children as young as five-years-old in their maniacal quest to rid the country of illegal immigrants. Five-year’s-old. I don’t know.Continue reading “Time to Take Off the Gloves”
Don’t Scare Me Like That!
Just pick another country. Just spin that round thing on your desk that looks like our planet and find any other country. Just not Greenland. That’s not the only reason, but it is the latest reason that you’ve given the American people cause to doubt our need for that particular foreign policy. And if youContinue reading “Don’t Scare Me Like That!”
They Went That-a-Way!
That whacky Ayatollah is at it again. He has killed 16,500 Iranian protesters (so far) and injured another 330,000. Did you hear that? Those are real WAR numbers, not just ending a few protests. So, the Big Dogg committed mortgage fraud. BFD. Nobody gives a shit anymore. They’ve already accepted the fact he’s crooked asContinue reading “They Went That-a-Way!”
Have You Ever…
Sat on a beach with your back to the sunset and watched the skin colors and shades of your favorite person’s face close your day? Awaken next to a clear mountain stream to see a fat little robin dancing with a red squirrel while a disinterested, white-speckled fawn looks on? Gone into a concert stonedContinue reading “Have You Ever…”
