Maybe even better. Kid Rock had one good song (Cowboy), and he thinks he’s a music icon now. The song that was released in 1998. Age does not make you iconic. If he thinks for one second that he can command ticket prices of $5,000 for his upcoming tour, well then this extra from theContinue reading “Your Guess is as Good as Mine”
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That Explains It
So that joke of a Supreme Court, supposedly an unbiased branch of our crumbling democracy, actually struck down some of the president’s tariffs and he’s not happy about it. Not one bit. So now, he’s closing his eyes and shooting. Everybody gets a tariff. 10% until he can think of a dumber move to make.Continue reading “That Explains It”
The State of the Union
We have to wait four more days until the windy one gives the 2026 State of the Union address. It stands to be the shortest political speech in history. I can envision it now: he limps up to the podium on his cankles, opens up his speech. Looks directly into the camera and utters aContinue reading “The State of the Union”
Crazy You Should Mention That
The political landscape in this country is a crumbling, unstable vestige of a democracy with entitled, crepe paper-skinned old buzzards aging out and turning senile before the eyes of the world. No wonder the newer generations have such a nihilistic view of the world. I would much rather see suicide rates go through the roofContinue reading “Crazy You Should Mention That”
And a One…And a Two…
They arrested a beautiful young girl who was working at a nursing home because she was twerking on the head of a disabled person. Hey, I’m disabled (hand raised). I’m in a wheelchair (both arms waving wildly). And Medicare never informed me about any twerking allowance in my coverage. So let’s get this straight… HisContinue reading “And a One…And a Two…”
Ready…Get Set…
Another chink in the armor… The brilliant scholars at Harvard University, considered (by themselves) to be the highest echelon of higher learning on Planet Earth, look like a bunch of blowhard dumbasses (again) because they had an ORIGINAL Magna Carta mistakenly identified as a replica just hanging around and not one of these self-called geniusesContinue reading “Ready…Get Set…”
Loud and Clear
I must have been asleep for that lesson… When the hell did binary come to mean a sexual identity instead of a mathematical term? Evidently members of our military are being forced to endure the movie Melania or face punishment. Wait? What about double jeopardy? Isn’t watching the movie punishment enough? They must have doneContinue reading “Loud and Clear”
Remember?
You would go to a football game and at halftime, you might make it to the concession stand for a few snacks and beers, and when you got back, the marching bands were taking their turns stomping the field? Then halftime was over. Not anymore. Halftime has now been turned into a battleground of politicalContinue reading “Remember?”
When the Going Gets Tough….
You know the rest of the story. But sometimes its just not that simple. Of course that skank Ghislaine Maxwell will plead the fifth in her upcoming deposition…she’s guilty as hell of…everything. Everywhere else except the confines of a courtroom where she is proud of…everything. She would like a pardon, however. She thinks that wouldContinue reading “When the Going Gets Tough….”
The Hottest Women on Planet Earth…
Are born every minute of every day… They are everywhere you look. They could be an old-money southern Angora debutante or the daughter of a Nigerian goat herder. They could be descended from royals or regular Sunday visitors at the State penitentiary to see their parents. The very hottest girls are clueless. Not stupid; farContinue reading “The Hottest Women on Planet Earth…”
